'potentially' and 'realistically'

**Kelly79** · 08-05-2009, 06:24 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."

**Kelly79** · 08-05-2009, 06:32 AM

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

**Michele** · 08-05-2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Kelly79

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."

ROFL...I gotta tell my sister that one...well...maybe I'll show her. I'm terrible at jokes. I ALWAYS forget the punchline.

**BARENETTED** · 08-06-2009, 02:53 AM

OK - this is very old but a true story.

Years ago, I palyed softball with woman who ran a daycare/preschool.
She was asking the children 'What does your Father do?'

She asks one and he replies: 'My Father is a plumber'.
She asks another and she replies: 'My Father is a carpenter'.
This goes on for a while and she asks a little girl - 'and what does your Father do?' The little girl replies ' I am not sure, Miss Anna, but I think he is a jerk *ff'.

Mothers - watch what you call your DH in front of the children!

**Moonbeat** · 08-06-2009, 04:42 AM

I posted this in general once but I'll put it here for us too!

YouTube - Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Spark Of Insanity

**beatlebandaide** · 08-09-2009, 09:40 PM

I can see the guys now...

**BARENETTED** · 08-09-2009, 10:09 PM

OK - I am not saying it is not funny - it is. Unfortunately, I think most things are funny.

However - Drewsworld posted this upstairs. It got shut down because it offended certain people.

**Mary Kay** · 08-09-2009, 10:10 PM

My brother in law sent that to me too!
I declined and wouldn't let Mike sit outside with a six pack..we are not in any way unpatriotic, I just don't have a strutting around the neighborhood kind of figure anymore and Mike has a bad heart..wouldn't do to have him too stressed out at this time! I hope you understand, please feel free to conduct the "protest" without us.

MK
The only terrorists we have around here are the 4 footed kind that knock over garbage cans.
If you would edit out the one word, This would be a funny joke..as always, Religous comments are frowned upon. And quoting it doesn't help.