An italian boy's confession

**SudokuGal** · 10-21-2009, 10:13 AM

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks, dikerry.

**Ryle** · 10-21-2009, 10:16 AM

omg priceless!

**Luv2CUSmile** · 10-21-2009, 06:34 PM

Cori & Di,

Very cute! You guys should get in on the VaporTalk joke contest... You just call the # posted and tell the best joke ya got, they are going to put it together for YouTube and winners get... (I forget) but it's a contest!!! LOL
You guys are funny

**Cori** · 10-21-2009, 08:10 PM

LMAO DI...you got me with that one. Very funny indeed.

**Mary Kay** · 10-21-2009, 10:15 PM

Well I thought I was going to have to throw the rules at you and go cop on you behind!

Instead I almost fell off my chair laughing! You got me good Di!

**SudokuGal** · 10-21-2009, 11:19 PM

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

**ferretlovr** · 10-22-2009, 05:50 AM

I haven't read all of these posts yet, been too busy LMAO! Hope these haven't been here before.................

THREE MEN ON A HIKE

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed "God, please give me the strength to cross this river".

Poof! God gave him big strong arms and legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed "God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river".

Poof! God gave him a row boat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed " God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river".

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.

**ferretlovr** · 10-22-2009, 06:01 AM

Here's another one. (luv this place!)

UNDERWEAR DUST

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused and decided she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the hell is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!!!