Best Menopause Question Ever .....

**Mary Kay** · 10-22-2009, 07:45 PM

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET.

DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

It's CRAZY how accurate this is!

No Peeking!

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3

4) Then again, multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the

calculator....).

5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

6) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down

................

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list

below:

1. Einstein

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Big Bird

4. Paris Hilton

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. George Washington

8. Babe Ruth

9. Mary Kay

10. Brittany Spears

I know, I know....I just have that effect on people. One

day, you too can be like me.

Why are you laughing???

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!!! I AM YOUR IDOL ...

JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

NOW CLICK "FORWARD", PUT YOUR NAME IN NO. 9 AND SEND IT ON
FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!

**SudokuGal** · 10-22-2009, 11:25 PM

You made me go through all that math...lol.

**Mary Kay** · 10-22-2009, 11:34 PM

Copy and paste it in your "write" program, change the name of #9 to yours..and make YOUR friends crazy!

**VA Slim** · 10-23-2009, 12:35 AM

How cleaver....had to also do all the math, just wanted to make sure Paris Hilton didn't come up. LOL! #9 is fine.

**Kimerpuff** · 10-30-2009, 02:15 PM

I didnt do the math, I already knew MaryKay was my idol!

**Mary Kay** · 10-30-2009, 08:04 PM

Kim..you goof!

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed.
He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again.

He tried a fourth time with the same result.
The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

And they say blondes are dumb!

**flying low** · 10-31-2009, 12:38 AM

MaryKay, you make me smile!

**Grandma Cas** · 11-02-2009, 08:55 AM

Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 42 YEARS! But if they did,
by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?