What do the men in your life do to annoy you!

[BARENETTED]

Ahhh yes - the old toilet seat! How could we all forget?

How about the toothpaste and not putting the ties back on the bread bag?

One more - keep pushing the garbage down so they don't have to take it out!

[rejoice]

My man gets on my nerves from drinking beers everyday. He is the most aggravating person on alcohol. He likes to shout and cause arguments. I hate arguments.

I would rather climb on the roof than argue. He does other things that get on my nerves,but this is the cake. Now since I vape,he drinks and makes fun of my vaping.

I get online to get away from all this crap. I do not drink alcohol and getting online is my escape from him. Also I love to get on the forum. lol

[Mary Kay]

Rejoice, Don't you wish they had a movie of the way they act sometimes..I am sure they would be appalled! Hang in girlfriend, somebody is always on-line!

Hilway, Mike shoves that darn thing down so hard you would think he is a compactor! It backfires on him, he can't get the bag out!
I hate the bread thing..I don't like crusty stale bread unless I am going to make breadpudding.

Nette62, my sister once tried to get her hubby back for that with glue, she glued the seat down. Of course that was a mistake..she ended up with a wet seat and couldn't clean it properly..hey she was only 18 at the time!

Mike loves to click the remote! It drives me insane,,I get to the last part of a show and at the commercial he clicks by the time he finds my channel again they are saying..who would have ever guessed he did it? The End. Who did it! Who was he?

[dawnlori]

Hilway, sounds like we could be related! LOL That's how I like my men too, on my terms. OH but I do LOVE men, they can lift heavy things and I have a bad back......

[The Widow]

The only fulltime man in my life is my avatar. He sheds and farts.

They all do that, even the 2-legged ones

[Bunni]

They all do that, even the 2-legged ones

They do honest. I have a son too...and I thought I taught him to be different somehow. It just wasn't within my power I guess.

I have never seen a male so full of gas as my son! He can clear a room in seconds!!!

[AnglVapin]

Dawn, how is that different from any other male?

Angl..set up a tent outside! Maybe a sign that says "no sleepovers allowed"

There is really only one guy I date for the most part. When he shows up unannounced, I have been known to crack the door open slightly and whisper that someone else is here. The look on his face is priceless... Then I go back to watching my movie ALONE, with a grin on my face.

For me, I am done picking up after a man, cooking his meals at the time he dictates, doing his laundry, and letting him know where I am every waking minute. Been there. Done that. I like my freedom and I like to be in control of the situation for my own good.

Just my .02!

Amen, sista... AMEN!

They all do that, even the 2-legged ones

ROFLMAO... so true!

When I was married, we had a rule... the LID was always put down. That way we both had to lift something and put it back down.

[Junebug]

Hi, this thread is too funny. My husband always misplaces his things. This morning he was yelling for his truck keys, he asked me if I saw them, or if I knew where they were. I told him, they were where he left them last!

Irritating man that he is. I was on the phone last week and he was working on the front door. He needed the cordless power drill.
Where was it?
Well have you used it since I cleaned the garage for you?
No.
Then it's in the tool box.
Now, why the heck did you put it there? I can't find it.
Oh where should I put it? In a basket mounted to the front hallway so you can knock your head against it every day?
Yes, you can't make it more obvious than that!
Oh so what happens when you use it and leave it somewhere else, and I don't pick up after you?
Uhm.....

Let's not get started about laundry, dishes, soda cans, garbage, or toilet seats. As my friend says, husbands take out things, wives put things away.

[Mary Kay]

Amen Junebug! Welcome to "The Women's Room" and ECF!
It is a funny thread..but oh so true!

[ladyraj]

Wanting to talk and cuddle after sex! I just want to sleep afterwards regardless of time of day. I heard that one could purchase a muzzle online or in those nice little toy stores for adults. Hmmm I might need to go shopping.

The toilet seat left up with 3 sons and my mate has yielded a few very cold surprises when nature calls at night!