What do the men in your life do to annoy you!

[Momof3]

Don't have the toilet seat issue here although I've never understood why as he can't manage to close drawers or cabinet doors. Everything else on the list applies and if you add breathe, that about covers all DH does to annoy me.

The gas has been one of the biggest issues in regards to my sense of smell returning. One thing I could live without. Once my DS was swearing up and down to DD that girls absolutely do not pass gas. I told him that was incorrect, but that we just weren't as proud of it as they are.

[QueenInNC]

How about my husband can recite the lines to 1000 different movies but can't remember what the hell I said to him yesterday!!!

[Mary Kay]

Momof3, What is it about men and boys and gas? Good grief, I thought I would never live through the 2 grandson's at age 5! To them it's the funniest thing in the world! Men aren't much better..just a little louder!

Queen, it's me that knows all the lines, but hubby still can't remember anything after 5 min.s.

Just tonight I reminded him to get me up early tomorrow (today sorry). He says "Are you going to get Jake tomorrow? (Sat.)(little Grandson is coming up Sunday) I told him "No! We are going to the mall to meet some fellow vapers..remember, we talked about this".
He says.."yeah, the mall" and wanders off. He will forget by the time he gets to his room.

[Michele]

QueeninNC~
I married his brother then, I swear, my husband can recite movies and song lyrics that date back to 10 years prior to his birth; but ask him if he paid the bills, mowed the lawn, heck...worked that day and he'd be hard pressed to remember.

(and he's very proud of the foul air he can create) gross!

[Mary Kay]

You figured it out before I had time to reply! Welcome Michele

[QueenInNC]

QueeninNC~
I married his brother then, I swear, my husband can recite movies and song lyrics that date back to 10 years prior to his birth; but ask him if he paid the bills, mowed the lawn, heck...worked that day and he'd be hard pressed to remember.

(and he's very proud of the foul air he can create) gross!

Isn't it crazy? lol My husband isn't so great with the song lyrics...that's me. But those freakin movie lines!!! Grrrrrr!! He can't remember a 3 item grocery list! And the grocery store is ONE MILE from my house!

[Michele]

You figured it out before I had time to reply! Welcome Michele

LOL....Thanks MaryKay! I'm an impatient sort and kept poking around until I figured it out!

[Mary Kay]

It's..... P.M.S.!!!
A well known male disorder, It occurs when they are thinking of Football, Beer, Women,Food and a Nap! Since that's pretty much it when they are off work, it's a safe bet when you are talking to them...the are having an episode. See discription below:

P.M.S. Preoccupied Male Syndrome

[BARENETTED]

Mary - this is the best thread that was ever started. Thanks!

When I login to the forum, this is the first place I come to. If I see a new post, I have to read it immediately. It just always makes me laugh.

Thanks to all you ladies!

[Momof3]

IDK MaryKay. At least if I'm present and give DS the look I'll get an "excuse me". DHs a lost cause. Even in his sleep cause obviously the deafening snoring isn't enough.