Husband! Free to a Good Home!

**Jennee26** · 08-09-2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by HILWAYB

Jennee - another OMG!!!!

I do not think so but you may have stumbled onto the greates idea of all time. Take them in for a fee, rehabilitate them, deprogram them, de louse them, teach them how to cook, clean, food shop, put the toilet seat down, squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom, fart and burp in private, ask for directions, remember names and dates, then sell them to the highest bidder.

Just so you know - I still will not be bidding. I like them to visit, but I wouldn't want them to live here.

Glad you liked it Hilway. Petsmart has a good training program for dogs, maybe they can create one for husbands.

MaryKay - and we all know that the big screens and peanuts only do justice till the bars close.

**Cori** · 08-10-2009, 12:00 AM

Some years ago, my hubby said something to me that was very insensitive. So I pretended to let that one go. One day he was talking about his job and saying he sure hoped he never had to worry about losing his. Figuring it was get even time I told him he had no worries, since I had it all figured out. He says, what do you mean. I said simple..if you lose your job, I have a sign all made up. "A sign he says?".. I said yeah a sign, "Jackass For Rent".

**Jennee26** · 08-10-2009, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by Cori

Some years ago, my hubby said something to me that was very insensitive. So I pretended to let that one go. One day he was talking about his job and saying he sure hoped he never had to worry about losing his. Figuring it was get even time I told him he had no worries, since I had it all figured out. He says, what do you mean. I said simple..if you lose your job, I have a sign all made up. "A sign he says?".. I said yeah a sign, "Jackass For Rent".

Love it!

**Mary Kay** · 08-10-2009, 12:16 AM

Reminds me of those sayings "here's your sign" LOL
I told Mike some of your comments to my post..he liked them! Goes to show he's not all bad

But he did say that one day he would tell you the story of Home Depot. That one one of my bigger Duh! moments.

**rejoice** · 08-10-2009, 12:21 AM

One can never train a man. Its like training a cat. Just forget it.

**Jennee26** · 08-10-2009, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by rejoice

One can never train a man. Its like training a cat. Just forget it.

That's true Rejoice. They are like cats. They will ignore you all day, but when they want some attention, look out, they don't leave you alone then.

**Mary Kay** · 08-10-2009, 04:33 AM

Bad analogy! Cats like to prowl around at night..that's why you get them snipped!

**Kelly79** · 08-10-2009, 05:26 AM

Originally Posted by Jennee26

Do they have a Humane Society for Husbands?

LOL I like that lol. the ASPCW (American Society for the Protection from Crazed Wives)

**Kelly79** · 08-10-2009, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by Cori

Some years ago, my hubby said something to me that was very insensitive. So I pretended to let that one go. One day he was talking about his job and saying he sure hoped he never had to worry about losing his. Figuring it was get even time I told him he had no worries, since I had it all figured out. He says, what do you mean. I said simple..if you lose your job, I have a sign all made up. "A sign he says?".. I said yeah a sign, "Jackass For Rent".

LoLing again, I like that!