Husband! Free to a Good Home!

[Mary Kay]

Mike has put another riding lawnmore in intensive care! I should have let him pour cement all over the yard and paint it green when he wanted too! Of course he also wanted a concertina wire fence and 4 guard towers. Charming!
He was complaining to his brother out in Ca. today and his brother told him about a place on-line to buy a new/used mower. Since it's a riding lawnmower I want to see the UPS man who has to deliver it!
I ask where this place is and he tells me to look up Kurt's place or Kurt's site. After looking for a while...niggle...tickle...whats wrong here...there are a lot of Kurts by the way!
Somethings bothering me..between Mike and his brother there is always a small communication gap, My brother in law thinks my husband knows what he is saying, and Mike thinks his brother knows what he's talking about..nope!
I finally typed in Craig's list! Yeah, that's what Mike wanted...
I can hear my sister in law rolling on the floor laughing now! She is saying and HOW long did you look for Kurt!
Can't live with them..can't give em' away!

[Kate51]

O MaaaaaaN! That's what my G-daughter would say. She's going to be 8 in October, and she has all this "guy" stuff figured out!
Craig's list.....maybe some would be comfortable with it or it wouldn't exist. Tell him at least use eBay where somebody's watching you get ripped off!

[rfun6]

I don't want another one. !!!

[Mary Kay]

Kate, do you think your G'daughter would like to give me lessons on the care and handling of menfolk? I have yet to figure them out!


Run, He was born in your neck of the woods! He still has family in Moline/Davenport. You would have lots of Belgians to help you..

[Jennee26]

@ the title. MaryKay, I'm sorry. And here I was about to ask you one day how long it took you train him. I guess the training isn't finished.

[BARENETTED]

ooohhhhh - MY - GAWD!!!!

Mary - that is a riot. ROTFLMAO.

I am sorry I cant take him off your hands. I vowed a long time ago I would never take in stray animals, pets, others kids or another woman's thorn in her side!

However, I think you may find a 'taker' on 'Greg's list' or 'Kurts Place' or someplace.

[Jennee26]

ooohhhhh - MY - GAWD!!!!

Mary - that is a riot. ROTFLMAO.

I am sorry I cant take him off your hands. I vowed a long time ago I would never take in stray animals, pets, others kids or another woman's thorn in her side!

However, I think you may find a 'taker' on 'Greg's list' or 'Kurts Place' or someplace.

Do they have a Humane Society for Husbands?

[Kate51]

She would, not a bit shy, when she knows she has the floor she can be very outspoken. She edit's her own speech, when one of "those" words would fit, she says "that word I can't say"..so fun. I'll have to dig for a pic, my hard drive is shut off now because we're getting stormed out today. Monsoon season I do believe!
Dish went dark, Missed the last five minutes of the Brewer's/Houston game, think maybe they didn't pull that one off, haven't heard yet.

[BARENETTED]

Do they have a Humane Society for Husbands?

Jennee - another OMG!!!!

I do not think so but you may have stumbled onto the greates idea of all time. Take them in for a fee, rehabilitate them, deprogram them, de louse them, teach them how to cook, clean, food shop, put the toilet seat down, squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom, fart and burp in private, ask for directions, remember names and dates, then sell them to the highest bidder.

Just so you know - I still will not be bidding. I like them to visit, but I wouldn't want them to live here.

[Mary Kay]

Jennee, There is NO training them, you can outwit them, use Burse sickology (as grandson calls it) on them and just plain over ride them..but no training. I am afraid they are hardwired to be nuts!
If there is a society for them..it's called a bar! Unfortunatly, they don't provide bed and board..just big screens and peanuts!

Hil..Greg's list !