Chapter 2: Lost my Lava Tube

Projectguy;6574243 said:

Last night it was the cat and the chipmunk tonight is even worse.
Now I can't find my F Lava Tube. What the hell am I going to do????

Calm, find inner peace; screw that crap!!!

What the hell does Spock do when he gets that 7 year urge that if he doesn't satisfy with that tasty inter-galatic wench he will die? Porn star? No that's not it, dam it need a vulcan mind meld to find my Lava Tube or I going to erupt. Oh yeah its Pon farr.....So what, A@#H*%@ where's my Lava Tube? Can't think, vision blurred, loosing my hearing (feels like a ...... commercial).

Must resist the urge to light up. Can't take anymore ....run to the car..get in reach down...there it is right where I left it.

Ahhhh long tasty vape, serenity has returned.

Maybe I should get a chain like those bikers for their wallets....

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