Wrote this last night for Sunny (Boodle) and the gang over at AltCig. You may have heard the phrase "Puffin' the Muffin" on the web, or variants (Smoking the Muffin, etc.), each carrying different meanings, but someone decided to adapt it to vaping (as "Puff the Muffin"), for a muffin flavored joose, in one of AltCig's threads, and I just couldn't resist running the joke into the ground with the following...
Puff the Magic Muffin
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Little Jackie Vaper loved that mystic ....,
And brought him mods and ming drip-tips and other vaping stuff. oh
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Together they would marvel at their mods with billowing veil
Jackie tried to fingerpaint in Puff's foggy exhale,
Lots of tasty liquids would flow whenever they vaped,
AltCig staff would hide their joose when Puff's mouth was agape. oh!
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
A muffin vapes forever, but not so healthy boys
Custom mods and good o-rings make way for smarter toys.
One late night it happened, Jackie Vaper toked no more
And Puff that magic muffin, lost his smokeless rapport.
His tank was draped in sorrow, e-liquid fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to vape along ECF Lane.
Without his joose compadre, Puff could not behave,
So Puff that magic muffin said "Screw it!" and hit a rave. oh!
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny.
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If Peter, Paul and/or Mary are still alive, I will humbly apologize (I'll be giggling through the apology, but it's still heartfelt).
Puff the Magic Muffin
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Little Jackie Vaper loved that mystic ....,
And brought him mods and ming drip-tips and other vaping stuff. oh
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Together they would marvel at their mods with billowing veil
Jackie tried to fingerpaint in Puff's foggy exhale,
Lots of tasty liquids would flow whenever they vaped,
AltCig staff would hide their joose when Puff's mouth was agape. oh!
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
A muffin vapes forever, but not so healthy boys
Custom mods and good o-rings make way for smarter toys.
One late night it happened, Jackie Vaper toked no more
And Puff that magic muffin, lost his smokeless rapport.
His tank was draped in sorrow, e-liquid fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to vape along ECF Lane.
Without his joose compadre, Puff could not behave,
So Puff that magic muffin said "Screw it!" and hit a rave. oh!
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny.
View attachment 90891
If Peter, Paul and/or Mary are still alive, I will humbly apologize (I'll be giggling through the apology, but it's still heartfelt).
