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okay, so sometimes...
Okay, so sometimes my mailman comes early on Fridays, but only sometimes.
So, I'm sittin' here drinkin' iced coffee, vaping away on a delicious Red Cow & my dog barks. Is it the mailman? I can't see the mailbox from the house...
Sorry sportsfans, I’ve been too busy to post lately as the proverbial poop has hit the mythical fan.
Maybe this will explain:
Hold on while I cover my body with the slime from giant Indonesian sea slugs. I keep a kiddie pool full of them in the basement. Good, now I can communicate with out...
Okay, so I’ve been enlisted by a particular agency (which I cannot dilulge) to do some intelligence gathering. This is due to the escalation of covert activity in this region. I will be posing as a mild mannered fisherman and spending the next 10 days or so on the water, in hopes of making...
Okay, so last night I’m out making my nocturnal visit to the neighbor’s llamas to check their
Dung piles for the latest news. Nothing! I haven’t made contact in a couple of weeks and this
Has me a little edgy. I think I’ve been spotted, but remember that the peat moss and owl feather
Suit makes...
Just a note of explanation about my OT posts:
I am NOT on medication! Everything I share is completely natural & not chemically enhanced (unless you're picky enough to include nicotine, well that and massive amounts of energy drinks. Other wise, nada.... oh wait do flashbacks count? No, it's...
I decided to post some of this ridiculousness, so it's all in one place.
Hey fellow bananacrats,
I thought I'd share some of my priceless wisdom and knowledge with you. Very few have this cherished opportunity. You should be eternally grateful. It's not often that someone offers this kind of...