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  1. And on the eighth day, God sat back and fired-up a stogie. But Jesus held forth his cupped hands and said, "Nay, Father. Vapeth this."

    And the Lord God saw that it was good, and asked His son, "Is that Snickerdoodle?" To which Jesus replied, "Yes, Father. Even so."

    And the Lord of Hosts didst grin, and gaveth His son the holiest of high-fives, saying, "That rocks."

    Then they both did brief air-guitar motions, and Jesus said, "You hungry?" To which the Almighty replied, "Yeah, I could murder a bag of Funyuns."
  2. Wrote this last night for Sunny (Boodle) and the gang over at AltCig. You may have heard the phrase "Puffin' the Muffin" on the web, or variants (Smoking the Muffin, etc.), each carrying different meanings, but someone decided to adapt it to vaping (as "Puff the Muffin"), for a muffin flavored joose, in one of AltCig's threads, and I just couldn't resist running the joke into the ground with the following...


    Puff the Magic Muffin

    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
    Little Jackie Vaper loved that mystic muff,
    And brought him mods and ming drip-tips and other vaping stuff. oh

    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,

    Together they would marvel at their mods with billowing veil
    Jackie tried to fingerpaint in Puff's foggy exhale,
    Lots of tasty liquids would flow whenever they vaped,
    AltCig staff would hide their joose when Puff's mouth was agape. oh!

    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,

    A muffin vapes forever, but not so healthy boys
    Custom mods and good o-rings make way for smarter toys.
    One late night it happened, Jackie Vaper toked no more
    And Puff that magic muffin, lost his smokeless rapport.

    His tank was draped in sorrow, e-liquid fell like rain,
    Puff no longer went to vape along ECF Lane.
    Without his joose compadre, Puff could not behave,
    So Puff that magic muffin said "Screw it!" and hit a rave. oh!

    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny,
    Puff, the magic muffin lived at AltCig
    And frolicked in the vapor mist, from the hands of Miss Sunny.

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    If Peter, Paul and/or Mary are still alive, I will humbly apologize (I'll be giggling through the apology, but it's still heartfelt).
  3. Oh, here's a funny one. This happened about a month ago, but now that I'm doin' the "blog thing" I figure it's worth writing down for a giggle.

    So I just happen to have hit the 150 posts mark on my birthday. What I didn't know at the time is that your member status changes as a result of that post threshold. No, the day I hit 46, suddenly may status changed to "Senior Member."

    Brudduh, was I depressed. lol

    (Finally figured it out about a week later, but still...)
  4. Meh

    Ok, so I watched Source Code (with Jake Gyllenhaal) today, and kept thinking it reminded me of Quantum Leap. Then, during the credits, I noticed something really slick. "Coulter's Father: Scott Bakula." How flipping cool was that? (You never see him, just hear his voice, so I didn't catch it during the show.)

    Absolutely awesome movie, btw. Much better than I though it would be based on the commercials.

    Anywho, just for fun, here are some silly pics I ran across during my cyber travels...

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