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  1. > Alt lyrics to "Fight For Your Right" by The Beastie Boys


    You wake up to a vape
    On a batt with a cool blue glow
    You ask the thought police
    But they always say "No!"
    If it's up to the Antzes
    You can't vape at work
    They brainwashed the masses
    To treat you like a jerk

    You got to fight
    For your right
    To vaaaaaaape nic!

    Your pops caught you vaping
    And he said, "No way!"
    But that hypocrite smokes
    Two packs a day
    Man, vaping in public
    Is such a mixed bag
    But zealous regulators
    Want to make it a total drag (busted!)

    You got to fight
    For your right
    To parrrrr...take!

    I said
    You got to fight
    For your right
    To vaaaaaaaaaaape nic!

    "Don't step out of line
    If that's the cig you're gonna 'smoke.'
    "We'll treat you like a smoker
    And that's no joke!"
    The FDA weighed in
    And said, "What's these toys?"
    Aw, ANTZ you're just jealous
    It's what a Vaper Njoys!

    You got to fight
    For your right
    To vaaaaaaaaaaape nic!

    Parrrrrrrrrrrrr..take!

    Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape nic!
  2. > Alt lyrics to "Don't Step On The Grass, Sam" by Steppenwolf


    Starin' at the flat screen, turnin' on the big mod
    Tryin' to find some life in the vape land
    Finally found a program, gonna deal with Flavored Vape
    Ready for a trip into hate land

    Obnoxious Stan comes on the screen
    Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
    And one more guy who doesn't count
    His batt that glows is too far out

    While pushin' back his glasses
    Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses"
    And with that in mind he starts to unwind
    A vicious attack on the finest of gasses

    Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
    (Don't blow out the vape, Sam)
    And it will ruin our fair country
    (Don't be such an ANTZ, Sam)

    It will hook your Sue and Johnny
    (You're so full of bull, Sam)
    All will pay that disagree with me
    (Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

    Misinformation Stan and Mitch are feeding to the nation
    But the one who didn't count, counted them out
    By exposing all their false quotations
    Faced by a very awkward situation
    This is all he'd say to save the day

    Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
    (Don't blow out the vape, Stan)
    And it will ruin our fair country
    (Don't be such an ANTZ, Stan)

    It will hook your Sue and Johnny
    (You're so full of bull, Stan)
    All will pay that disagree with me
    (Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

    You waste my coin Sam, all you can
    To tax my fellow man
    For vaping all the noble nic
    You need much more than him
    You've been telling lies so long
    Some believe they're true
    So they close their eyes to things
    You have no right to do
    Just as soon as you are gone
    Hope will start to climb
    Please don't stay around too long
    You're wasting precious time

    Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
    (Don't blow out the vape, Sam)
    And it will ruin our fair country
    (Don't be such an ANTZ, Sam)

    It will hook your Sue and Johnny
    (You're so full of bull, Sam)
    All will pay that disagree with me
    (Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
  3. > Alt lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones

    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man who stealths and vapes
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a antz’ soul and faith
    And I was 'round when Dr. Glantz
    Had his moment of doubt and pain
    Made damn sure that SCOTUS
    Squashed his rants and sealed his fate

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the flavor of my vape

    I stuck around DC’s inner circ
    When I saw it was a time for a change
    Freed the smokers held prisoner
    While FDA screamed in vain
    I had a tank
    Held a juice that stank
    When the anti’s raged
    And their half truths sank

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
    Ah, what's puzzling you
    Is the flavor of my vape, oh yeah

    I vaped with glee
    While our kings and queens
    Fought for ten decades
    For the bans they made
    I shouted out,
    "Who vapes with Liberty?”
    When after all
    It was you and me

    Let me please introduce myself
    I'm a man who stealths and vapes
    And I laid tracks for other vapers
    Who get thrilled before they reach Sickbay

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the flavor of my vape, oh yeah,
    Get some, baby

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what's confusing you
    Is just the flavor of my vape

    Just as every ANTZ is an addict
    And all the vapers saints
    As feds have failed
    Just call me VapeAdore
    Cause I'm in need of some restraint
    So if you meet me
    Have some courtesy
    Have some sympathy, and a taste
    Use all your well-learned politesse
    Or I'll lay your smoke to waste, um yeah

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the flavor of my vape, um mean it, get some
    Woo, who
    Oh yeah, is all ‘round
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah!
    Tell me baby, what's my name
    Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
    Tell me baby, what's my name
    I tell you one time, you’ll love to vape
    Ooo, who
    Ooo, who
    Ooo, who
  4. > Alt lyrics to "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash


    FDA you gotta let me know
    Should I vape or should I smoke?
    If you say the choice is mine
    I'll be vaping til the end of time
    So you got to let me know
    Should I vape or should I smoke?

    Always cease cease cease
    You're happy when I'm on my knees
    A vape is fine, smoke is black
    So I really want you off my back
    Well come on and let me know
    Should I vape or should I smoke?

    Should I vape or should I smoke now?
    Should I vape or should I smoke now?
    If I smoke there will be trouble
    An if I vape there is no struggle
    So come on and let me know

    Your indecisions bugging me
    If you're not into vaping, set me free
    Exactly when my juice is steeped
    Don't you know which choice even fits me?
    Come on and let me know
    Should I school you or should you know?

    Should I vape or should I smoke now?
    Should I vape or should I smoke now?
    If I smoke there will be trouble
    An if I vape there is no struggle
    So you gotta let me know
    Should I school you or should you know?

    Should I vape or should I smoke now?
    If I smoke there will be trouble
    An if I vape there is no struggle
    So you gotta let me know
    Should I vape or should I smoke?
  5. > Alt lyrics to "867-5309" by Tommy Tutone


    Vapor, Vapor who can I turn to
    You give me an eCig I can hold on to
    I know you won't stink like the logs before
    I saw your vape and flavor at the mall
    Vapor I've got your flavor
    I need to make you mine
    Vapor don't change your flavor

    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)

    Vapor, Vapor you're the world to me
    You aren't smoking but you make me so happy
    I tried to hide you before
    But I lost my nerve
    I tried with rejection
    But I was disturbed
    Vapor I've got your flavor
    I need to make you mine
    Vapor don't change your flavor

    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)

    I got it (I got it), I got it
    I got your flavor at the mall
    I got it (I got it), I got it
    For a good time vape!

    Vapor don't change your flavor
    I need to make you mine
    Vapor I've got your flavor

    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)

    Solo

    Vapor don't change your flavor
    I need to make you mine
    Vapor I vape your flavor

    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)

    Vapor, Vapor who can I turn to
    For the price of a dime
    I can always vape your juice

    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
    Vape is heaven, and I've got mine (Vape is heaven, and I've got mine)
  6. > Alt lyrics to "Louie Louie" by The Kingsmen

    Vapa Vapy, oh no
    Me gotta glow
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    I said Vapa Vapy, oh vaping
    Me gotta glow


    Fine little vapor waits for me
    Me catch a puff around bout three
    I take that puff ah, all alone
    Never know if I make it home


    Vapa Vapy, yeah yeah yeah now
    Me gotta glow
    Oh now,
    I said Vapa Vapy, oh vaping
    Me gotta glow


    Three nights and days I vape the E
    Me think of juice, oh constantly
    With each puff, I dream it’s air
    I get the glow, without the glare.


    Vapa Vapy, woah now, said
    Me gotta glow
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    Y’a said a Vapa Vapy, oh vaping
    Me gotta glow


    Okay, let's light it for 'em, right now!


    GUITAR SOLO


    Me see the vapor, a moon above
    It won't be long, me see me love
    Me take her to my lips again
    I tell her, “I’ll never smoke again”


    Vapa Vapy, oh no
    Me gotta glow
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    I said Vapa Vapy, oh vaping
    Me gotta glow


    Let's go puff it on outa here now
    Let's glow!!
    1. Reasonable regulations by the FDA. Banning of any sort = unreasonable.
    2. That a day comes, sooner than later, for vaping to stand on its own.
    3. Second hand vapor gets recognized for what it is, harmless to humans, regardless of their age
    4. Everyone reading this tries at least 30 new vaping flavors within the next calendar year. With or without nicotine.
    5. That the whole wide world stop hating on logs, especially ex-smokers, particularly ex-smokers that vape now. The world needs less ANTZ types, not more. No need to put logs down in order to boost appeal for all things vaping. (See #2 wish)
    >> More wishes forthcoming
  7. Plants vs. Zombies + vaping = Jman happy
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