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mandi0808

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Convo at a party last nite:

Dude: I'm proud of you for quitting, but I can still smell the e-cig. It smells like cigarettes. You know they give off that scent, right?

Me (vaping on watermelon lime): That's fruit you're smelling.

Dude: :blink:

Me: It's fruit. You're smelling watermelon. There is no cigarette smell.

Dude: Yes, they do still smell like that. All those electronic ones give off that scent.

Me: ITS. FRUIT. This does not smell like cigarettes.

Dude: I used to smoke. I know what it smells like. It has that cigarette smell.

Me: :facepalm:
 

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Yup!

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Maybe Dude was smoking watermelon-flavored cigarettes.
 
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Convo at a party last nite:

Dude: I'm proud of you for quitting, but I can still smell the e-cig. It smells like cigarettes. You know they give off that scent, right?

Me (vaping on watermelon lime): That's fruit you're smelling.

Dude: :blink:

Me: It's fruit. You're smelling watermelon. There is no cigarette smell.

Dude: Yes, they do still smell like that. All those electronic ones give off that scent.

Me: ITS. FRUIT. This does not smell like cigarettes.

Dude: I used to smoke. I know what it smells like. It has that cigarette smell.

Me: :facepalm:

:blink: ... There is so much that I feel like I want to say, but I can't find the words ... which is unusual for me being that I am a women of many words, so I will simply join you with a :?: :facepalm:
 

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Sounds like just another bitter ex-smoker ...

A former co-worker used to stop by my office and swear he smelled tobacco, months after I had switched completely to vaping ...

He also seriously claimed that it gave him abdominal cramps, and would very dramatically bend over, grab his stomach, and groan ...

A source of great amusement to me ... :laugh:
 

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People like that make me laugh. That is called an attention seeker. They just want you to make sure that you have THEIR opinion. When people do that I tell them to their face they look like an A**hole right now and they usually give me a blank look and I walk away. It's kind of mean but hey..gets the point across.
 

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People like that make me laugh. That is called an attention seeker. They just want you to make sure that you have THEIR opinion. When people do that I tell them to their face they look like an A**hole right now and they usually give me a blank look and I walk away. It's kind of mean but hey..gets the point across.

That is exactly how he is!
If it wasn't for the fact that he is my bestfriend's husband, I would have junk punched him and walked away.
 

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Convo at a party last nite:

Dude: I'm proud of you for quitting, but I can still smell the e-cig. It smells like cigarettes. You know they give off that scent, right?

Me (vaping on watermelon lime): That's fruit you're smelling.

Dude: :blink:

Me: It's fruit. You're smelling watermelon. There is no cigarette smell.

Dude: Yes, they do still smell like that. All those electronic ones give off that scent.

Me: ITS. FRUIT. This does not smell like cigarettes.

Dude: I used to smoke. I know what it smells like. It has that cigarette smell.

Me: :facepalm:

You can't argue with a doofus!! Some people just have to be argumentative....and are usually a doofus.
 

Nikkita6

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People like that make me laugh. That is called an attention seeker. They just want you to make sure that you have THEIR opinion. When people do that I tell them to their face they look like an A**hole right now and they usually give me a blank look and I walk away. It's kind of mean but hey..gets the point across.

Sometimes it does not pay to mince words, its best to just come straight with it ...
 

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Sounds like just another bitter ex-smoker ...

A former co-worker used to stop by my office and swear he smelled tobacco, months after I had switched completely to vaping ...

He also seriously claimed that it gave him abdominal cramps, and would very dramatically bend over, grab his stomach, and groan ...

A source of great amusement to me ... :laugh:

Did you use the opportunity while he was bent over to plant your foot up his @$$.:toast:
 
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