Glassmanoaks "THEVAPE TREE" Home Thread for Chit Chat, Helpful Information, and Promotions/Coupons
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DISCOUNT!!
There is a STANDING DISCOUNT on all items in the Discount and Sales section of The Vape Tree store. It is a 30% discount on all items in that section when you use the Coupon, ecf30. (All letters are lower case)
Enjoy!!
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To start the weekend off with a smile. Some are sort of cheesy. I still got a great chuckle out of it.
> FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER .....
> > Hollywood Squares:
> These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
> Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
> A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
> (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
> Q. Do female frogs croak?
> A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
> Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
> A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
> Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
> A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
> Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
> A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
> Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
> A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
> Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
> A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
> Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
> A . Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..
> Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
> A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
> Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
> A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
> Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
> A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
> Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
> A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
> Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
> A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
> Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
> A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
> Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
> A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
> Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
> A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
> Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
> A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
> Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
> A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
> Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
> A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
> Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
> A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
> Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
> A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
> Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
> A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
> Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
> A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
> Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
> A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
> Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
> A . Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
> WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!
> FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER .....
> > Hollywood Squares:
> These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
> Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
> A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
> (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
> Q. Do female frogs croak?
> A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
> Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
> A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
> Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
> A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
> Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
> A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
> Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
> A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
> Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
> A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..
> Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
> A . Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..
> Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
> A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
> Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
> A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
> Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
> A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
> Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
> A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
> Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
> A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
> Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
> A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
> Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
> A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
> Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
> A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
> Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
> A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
> Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
> A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
> Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
> A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
> Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
> A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
> Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
> A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
> Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
> A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
> Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
> A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
> Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
> A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
> Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
> A . Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
> WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!
WOW ! ! !
NICE . . .
Although I enjoy being able to have conversations during the Contest - I really do like the idea of moving the everyday "Chit Chat" and technical conversations to the NEW "VAPE TREE" HOME THREAD, especially since it would give "Us" All a chance to share, learn, and actually be able to find the information in one place instead of trying to find it in one of the closed contest threads where it was posted before . . .
HEY - The other GOOD thing is "We" would bring a little more attention to "The Vape Tree" and what "GMO" has to offer the ECF Community too . . .
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SO What "We" Gonna Talk About . . .
ANYONE JUST
@ "Schnarph" - Hey "You" - Ya' Got Anything To "Share" About "Stuff" . . .
ANYONE JUST
@ "Schnarph" - Hey "You" - Ya' Got Anything To "Share" About "Stuff" . . .
I almost panicked this morning. I thought I ran out of Banana Banyan. 
Fortunately, I found another full bottle. Whew!!!
Fortunately, I found another full bottle. Whew!!!
Just an FYI GMO....when a search is done for contest.....your thread comes up first......Maybe because "we" post there the most.....
I almost panicked this morning. I thought I ran out of Banana Banyan.
Whew is right! You don't want to ever run out of that stuff.
I got nothin'. You're on your own. Ask me a question, I'll look for an answer.SO What "We" Gonna Talk About . . .
ANYONE JUST
@ "Schnarph" - Hey "You" - Ya' Got Anything To "Share" About "Stuff" . . .
I got nothin'. You're on your own. Ask me a question, I'll look for an answer.
Ya' Heard "Him" People . . . Start Asking Away . . .
Oh YEA - BTW: Do "You" KNOW which Team is going to "WIN" the Super Bowl tomorrow . . .
Inquiring minds NEED to know . . .
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I know!! It's the only fruit type vape that I really like too.
Whew is right! You don't want to ever run out of that stuff.
Ya' Heard "Him" People . . . Start Asking Away . . .
What Is Your Name?
What Is Your Quest?
What Is The Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
I can't see the picture well enough to say.
Sorry. How does it vape? That's all that really matters, IMO.I never really needed an image hosting site account until messing with ECF, the maximum size allowed for pics uploaded to ECF is too small for coils and little things. I've been using Photobucket (free), but there are plenty of other free options.
It Vapes ok.
I'll have to look into photobucket. But the phone is my camera so I doubt it will help.
I'll have to look into photobucket. But the phone is my camera so I doubt it will help.
It Vapes ok.
I'll have to look into photobucket. But the phone is my camera so I doubt it will help.
YEP - I know "Photobucket" has a Phone App (Android/iPhone/Windows) so you can access them for that and there is also a couple of more out there you can also use . . . However, Since I also have a "Free" account with "Photobucket," I just access their Website using either "My" tablet or smartphone via the web (which can be problematic if you have big fingers like I do, but it works . . .
) . . . Photobucket Apps information: http://support.photobucket.com/hc/e...ownload-Photos-From-Photobucket-to-Your-Phone
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.photobucket.android&hl=en
Windows: Photobucket | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)
iPhone: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/photobucket/id314439840?mt=8
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