China drops Titanium Bomb on Cape Town
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Breaking news -------
a couple of Cape Town friends get bombed while partaking in their favorite Indulgence
these two friends were spotted hunched over in the upper stands,
puffing away madly on what seemed to be a Titanium coloured pipe like device, they were seen to be collapsing in fits of joyous laughter amidst clouds of thick white smoke.
Officials are still trying to decipher the cause of all this uncontrolled laughter and smoke.
when approached, the two -- as yet unidentified --
men ran off like a couple of jack rabbits, screaming and laughing
they leapt into a car and drove off at a ripping speed,
with plumes of smoke pouring from the windows of the car.
Breaking news -------
a couple of Cape Town friends get bombed while partaking in their favorite Indulgence
these two friends were spotted hunched over in the upper stands,
puffing away madly on what seemed to be a Titanium coloured pipe like device, they were seen to be collapsing in fits of joyous laughter amidst clouds of thick white smoke.
Officials are still trying to decipher the cause of all this uncontrolled laughter and smoke.
when approached, the two -- as yet unidentified --
men ran off like a couple of jack rabbits, screaming and laughing
they leapt into a car and drove off at a ripping speed,
with plumes of smoke pouring from the windows of the car.
How do you know about all this? Do you have secret cameras all over the place.
If you do, please do not tell the people that I was naked doing all the above as you described. Screaming Indulgence Indulgence.
How do you know about all this? Do you have secret cameras all over the place.
yes, I had the camera going, but i fainted, and my friend had to take it over, --
there was Bart, stark - buck, nekked,
dancing and shouting -- Indulgence !! -- Indulgence!!
I need Indulgence !!!!! 8-o 8-o 8-o
it was all too much for me, --
I had heart flutters, and passed out.
please PM me for unedited copies of this video, --
only 60.00 per copy.
yes, I had the camera going, but i fainted, and my friend had to take it over, --
there was Bart, stark - buck, nekked,
dancing and shouting -- Indulgence !! -- Indulgence!!
I need Indulgence !!!!! 8-o 8-o 8-o
it was all too much for me, --
I had heart flutters, and passed out.
please PM me for unedited copies of this video, --
only 60.00 per copy.
Flip Flop Indulgence!!!! Flip Flop Indulgence!!!! there I go.
Bart while experiencing an Indulgent petulant frenzy decides its time to take some decisive action.
He leaps into a jumpsuit pulling the zipper up a little too hastily experiences even more excruciating yet rather interesting urge to partake in an Obsession with peanut butter ejuice....
He leaps into a jumpsuit pulling the zipper up a little too hastily experiences even more excruciating yet rather interesting urge to partake in an Obsession with peanut butter ejuice....
Flip Flop Indulgence!!!! Flip Flop Indulgence!!!! there I go.
after a rather unfortunate accident involving a jumpsuit and a zipper, -- eeeeerrr.... 8-o8-o8-o
it has been decided that bart
will take part in the arial vaping trials-
after all -- after the zipper - weeeeel,
he really has nothing to lose now hahahaha
so he will jump from a low flying aircraft,
and indulge his never ending Obsession
to vape the Indulgence,
while decending from the sky at 220MPH,
Riche promises to give him a push if he hesitates at the last moment ------
and Bart promises not to scream too much
as he decends - and disolves into a jibbering heap of panic.
these trials have absolutely no discernable value whatsoever,
except to give Di a right good giggle -- hahahahahah8-o8-o
Riche now becoming totally deluded after insatiably indulging in his new Titanium Bomb filled with rather good coffee ejuice decides to join in on Barts high flying vape…
Only to discover that the bomb works rather well in freefall…
This is good … Bart I think its time we pulled out all the stops here – You did remember the jet pack right ?
We gotta get across to KangarooLand find Di and make her faint again (should be easy with the long lost dangerous South African Nudist colony escapee tendencies we have) – so we can steal her massive collection of vaping machines (you need one of dem Indulgences)
Then we should test to see just how good the strong coffee mixes the lady is mixing up there. (bubble bubble …)
Only to discover that the bomb works rather well in freefall…
This is good … Bart I think its time we pulled out all the stops here – You did remember the jet pack right ?
We gotta get across to KangarooLand find Di and make her faint again (should be easy with the long lost dangerous South African Nudist colony escapee tendencies we have) – so we can steal her massive collection of vaping machines (you need one of dem Indulgences)
Then we should test to see just how good the strong coffee mixes the lady is mixing up there. (bubble bubble …)
hahahaha, hang tight guys, I just go and get a coffee,
I be back in a minute --------------
Ok, I haz coffee, and I iz back --- now then------
you shouldn't have any trouble jet packing here --
just attach one of those super XHV attys - 12 Volts 801's
and it will ignite on the first vape, you will be here in 6 minutes.
the coffee vape juice is on the boil boys, come and get some ---
but keep your pants on, --
we got a mouse plague here in Australia at the moment,
and they dont care whose leg they run up !!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek ----
8-o 8-o 8-oand these Aussie Mouseys, are big buggers !!!!!!!
Whew ... youre Bad ...
We'll bring a BIG cat for dem lil mousys you have down there.
... hey Bart - bring on da high octane - we gonna get us a decent Vape.
hahahaah
this is my kitty-----
his name is - " Tiny "
and this is my - " Watch Kat " he ated the Guard dog !!!!
Ok ... I'm off for coffee now ...
Hey ... Bart - let me know when your bomb arrives
... as this will restore my faith in Chinese bombers again ....
They use TNT 8-odelivery here they do ...
Everyone should be assured please
with the advent of the holidys,
Eastmall won the Chinese May Day Lottery -----
we have spent our windfall wisely, -----
so we have obtained the services of the very best EXPRESS Delivery Service
Your Packages are on their way --
Sooooper Faaaaaast now !! --
Delivery guy's name is -- " Ailode mabikeup "
Weeell I recon Ailode Mabikeup has indulged in an EM rocket pack as all the Cape Town Titanium Bombs seem to have been dropped on target
Either that of he got to hear of the pet African Army Ants me and Bart have been breeding here - they take no prisoners
(Maybe your spy camera has some footage of the incident where they ate some elephants for tea)
he is only got to get it from us to the post office -------
I dunno who is flying the package drop planes these days,
and no, got no footage of the army ants, gobbling up Dumbo --
but I saw the movie - maribunda -
an oldie, but an excellent movie,
those lil buggers eat everything !!!!!!!!!
Dont threaten the people with our ants. You know how the ants become if we give them Coffeeeeeeeee.
Dont threaten the people with our ants. You know how the ants become if we give them Coffeeeeeeeee.
this is my remedy for --
OMG
No Coffee !!!!!!8-o
Here they Come:
PS ... you guys gota ray gun on my ants - theyve srunk...
(Why cant I get image normal size - Did the insert image upload - then placed image in post content??? ... first time with images for me)
PS ... you guys gota ray gun on my ants - theyve srunk...(Why cant I get image normal size - Did the insert image upload - then placed image in post content??? ... first time with images for me)
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