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[jj2]

January, February, March, April, May.
All twelve months and all seven days type away.
One little statement may reveal the mood for the day.
Remarks from others could set, for the day, your way.
A bad mood is no reason to delay.
A good mood is even more reason to stay.

 

[jj2]

At some point you will hear your bed screaming your name...how long will it take for you to be polite and respond?

Hours later, how many will kill the alarm when it goes off.

 

[jj2]

Good morning everybody! Hope you all sleep like babies..minus the wetting yourselves part!

 

[jj2]

The four day weekend has officially started. Son should be here around noon and then some friends, mostly guys, will show up to work on a privacy fence and a deck for the pool. Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all the help but I do need to get mentally ready for this. Prozac ?? check. Xanax? check. Straight Jacket? check. Sanity? nope

 

[Happy Domino38]

The four day weekend has officially started. Son should be here around noon and then some friends, mostly guys, will show up to work on a privacy fence and a deck for the pool. Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all the help but I do need to get mentally ready for this. Prozac ?? check. Xanax? check. Straight Jacket? check. Sanity? nope

Oh my JJ..sorry about your luck!! Try not to kill any of them, they THINK they're there to HELP..keep that first and foremost in your mind, and keep a drink first and foremost in your HAND..

 

[jj2]

One day down, three to go. If they don't issue a death certificate, guess I'll know I survived!

 

[jj2]

Tell me; What do you do when your 'get up and go' has got up and went?

 

[jj2]

Please take a minute today or tomorrow and remember our fallen soldiers as well as the ones in harms way.

 

[jj2]

Polka Dotted Ants, Blue Unicorns and those Purple Monkeys are planning to take over the world!!
I SWEAR IT!! I listened in on their meeting!!
Shhhh..........they didn't see me.

 

[jj2]

YEAH! I chased this weekend away, son left this morning even though not everything he wanted to do, was done. He will be back, bless his heart and hard working body.
Before he does, I wonder if I can get my house back in order???

 

[jj2]

After 10 years your mattress will weigh 9 kg more from dead skin...........sweet dreams!!!!!

Maybe that's why, for many reasons which includes health reasons, you buy new.

 

[jj2]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

 

[jj2]

Pets make the best companions.They never argue or complain. No matter what you have to say, they keep listening. No matter what you do, they pass no judgments.

Follow the link in my signature to the Pet Forum!!!

Other members actually converse there----just don't seem to like to here.

 

[jj2]

Question: "Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?"

 

[jj2]

I spent the day looking for the marbles I've lost.....HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LUCK!!

 

[jj2]

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite. But seriously, if you have bedbugs, you might want to consider getting a new mattress. Just saying................

 

[jj2]

For those who get up and feel a bit worthless, remember you are God's priceless treasure...................

 

[jj2]

Remember when we were kids and all we wanted was to be grown up? WTF were we thinking?

 

[jj2]

I was afraid I was losing my mind, so I asked the people behind my couch and they assured me that I was still sane................

 

[jj2]

Oops, I was just told to never listen to the people behind the couch because they are back there for misdemeanors.