Metaphors, Similes and Analogys:

[Mr.Mann]

Do you have any cool metaphors, similes and analogies e-cig related? Big batts vs pen-style, cartos vs attys, smoking vs vaping etc? Let's hear em'!

Metaphor: Pen style e-cigs are the training wheels of vaping.

***Edit***Sorry for the typo, I meant Analogies.

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[BHam]

Metaphor: Big mods are the mammoths of vaping accessories. I prefer small and simple.

 

[Mr.Mann]

Metaphor: Big mods are the mammoths of vaping accessories. I prefer small and simple.

Wait...small and simple metaphors or e-cgis?

 

[BHam]

Small ecigs. LOL I've had mods but they've all been big and bulky. Small batts can fit in my jeans without really bulging you know?

Wait...small and simple metaphors or e-cgis?

 

[Mr.Mann]

Analogy: Big batt mods fit in men's pockets the way silicone fits under skin.

 

[BHam]

Hilarious!

Analogy: Big batt mods fit in mens pockets the way silicone fits under skin.

 

[Kemosabe]

vaping on a dry atty is like eating a bread sandwich.

using a decrepit carto is like wearing a pair of underwear you found on the beach.

 

[Kemosabe]

DIY is the wild love child of home cooking and home brewing.

 

[Kemosabe]

ECF is the university of vaping. first they haze you in the new members forum, then you gain accolades as you post, gain "likes" as grades, and become verified, super, ultra, etc. and the alums tend to give back.

 

[Mr.Mann]

vaping on a dry atty is like eating a bread sandwich.

using a decrepit carto is like wearing a pair of underwear you found on the beach.

metaphor: Kemosabe is a thunderstorm of wit!

 

[ogredog]

Bad ejuice is like being in a burning outhouse......ok well I made that up

 

[Wickedwench]

Life is too short to vape bad juice!

 

[Mr.Mann]

Life is too short to vape bad juice!

simile: Wickedwench's post should be like an alarm clock ringing in the ears of noobs!

 

[Mr.Mann]

Analogy:
VAPING is to SMOKING as SWIMMING is to DROWNING

 

[ogredog]

Casablanca tastes like an unquenchable tire fire (that was inhabited by a horde of skunks)
Simile


---sigh----
ME CASA

 

[ogredog]

Me casa is like daggers in the eyes
Simile

Me casa

 

[MikenGA]

My fav......uhmmmm..."Is that a Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[ogredog]

(In all sincerity)
The vaping community is priceless.
Metaphor

When people are so willing to help, share laughs, trade and give free stuff that trully is something special these times we live in.

Me casa

 

[ogredog]

Mr.mann your mailbox is full (well that's what it said when I tried to pm back)

Hard being popular huh? Lol

 

[hairball]

Ecigs are to cigarettes as heaven is to hell.