I like your signature. So, did you hear about the latin professor that went into a bar? He said "I'll have a martinus". The bartender said "you mean a martini?". The prof replied "If I wanted more than one, I would have asked for them. Pardon me if I am rude, but I was just assaulted by some hoodla.".
--Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. LOL