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That would be udders, thank you very much
Bo, DP, I think you're both udderly charming.
I'm having a difficult time trying to surpress laughter right now (which would surely wake everyone up.
MARVELOUS!!!!
Welp, a cigarette came in handy tonite....
I had a Merryweather - Pacman incident with my own bracelet and necklace. They got ummmm........ entangled, big time, and there was no referee in site.
I could not free them from one another. A TEENSY bit of the material of the necklace decided to bond with an equally tiny bit of the bracelet, and boom, there were inseparable. Totally.
I gave it my best shot to free them both from their new love bond, but they would not budge.
In the end, I asked for assistance from a smoker. (No, I did NOT have a scissors with me....) He held it out, and I burned that love affair to its final passionate moment......
(and before you comment {Longo}, yes I do know Mr. Weather's name. i've decided to change it.)
No mammaries or gas pumps were injured in the making of this story.
I had a Merryweather - Pacman incident with my own bracelet and necklace. They got ummmm........ entangled, big time, and there was no referee in site.
I could not free them from one another. A TEENSY bit of the material of the necklace decided to bond with an equally tiny bit of the bracelet, and boom, there were inseparable. Totally.
I gave it my best shot to free them both from their new love bond, but they would not budge.
In the end, I asked for assistance from a smoker. (No, I did NOT have a scissors with me....) He held it out, and I burned that love affair to its final passionate moment......
(and before you comment {Longo}, yes I do know Mr. Weather's name. i've decided to change it.)
No mammaries or gas pumps were injured in the making of this story.
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Morning Ikenville
Kat, nothing wrong with a passionate quickie!! I hope your jewelry survived
And....... THERE GOES THE COFFEE.
Got Windex?
Sorry about your mess DP...I couldn't help myselfJ5 to the rescue!
Yes! But Dawn isn't very happy with me. Nope - she is not happy with me at all.
She told me all about it DP...Dawn helped me clean the cement walk to our back steps today
When Katie and Bob had their driveway paved, the baffoons poured a walk sized portion from the drive to the end of the cement walk, and then overlapped blacktop on top of about 2ft of the cement. I scribed a line about 2" back from the cement, took a hatchet and a hammer and trimmed it off. That buildup that I tore up was like a dam causing rain water to stand in a pool to leak right under the back steps...and into the basement.
Went to HD and got cement, backer rod, and crack filler to fix it all right, and seal all the other cement edges to the steps. Got bags of topsoil too, to improve the grade of the flower beds away from the foundation.
When Katie and Bob had their driveway paved, the baffoons poured a walk sized portion from the drive to the end of the cement walk, and then overlapped blacktop on top of about 2ft of the cement. I scribed a line about 2" back from the cement, took a hatchet and a hammer and trimmed it off. That buildup that I tore up was like a dam causing rain water to stand in a pool to leak right under the back steps...and into the basement.
Went to HD and got cement, backer rod, and crack filler to fix it all right, and seal all the other cement edges to the steps. Got bags of topsoil too, to improve the grade of the flower beds away from the foundation.
She told me all about it DP...Dawn helped me clean the cement walk to our back steps today
When Katie and Bob had their driveway paved, the baffoons poured a walk sized portion from the drive to the end of the cement walk, and then overlapped blacktop on top of about 2ft of the cement. I scribed a line about 2" back from the cement, took a hatchet and a hammer and trimmed it off. That buildup that I tore up was like a dam causing rain water to stand in a pool to leak right under the back steps...and into the basement.
Went to HD and got cement, backer rod, and crack filler to fix it all right, and seal all the other cement edges to the steps. Got bags of topsoil too, to improve the grade of the flower beds away from the foundation.
I should just hire YOU to get shiz done around here! You never fail to impress me, Bovi. NEVER!
It's yours to keep my friend. Especially after me bugging you yesterday.Thank you, SIR! Mind if I hang on it for a while? I get messy.
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