The Answer is a Question

[thorn]

Did you mark it on the calendar?

 

[Thayamax]

What if your calendar is a hypochondriac?

 

[Thayamax]

???

 

[bobsyeruncle]

^ Ah, sorry. I guess I haven't been checking for all of the updates lately.

Um, what if he or she was telling the truth?

 

[thorn]

Would you believe them anyway?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do dead men ever tell tales?

 

[Thayamax]

Shouldn't you ask the coroner that question?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would it help if he had a fresh supply of batteries?

 

[thorn]

Can it be batteries from the dollar store?

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't you be afraid of the resulting malpractice suit?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would a sedative help?

 

[Thayamax]

Don't you think we should try it the natural organic way first?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you sure we can afford it?

 

[Thayamax]

We can dream, can't we?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't we just buy our way out of the problem?

 

[Thayamax]

Can money really buy happiness?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, how else are you going to get more cookies?

 

[Thayamax]

Isn't sacrifice what love's all about?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if it's the high-calorie sacrifice you really love?

 

[Thayamax]

Would it be redundant to tell Satan to go to hell?