Two days ago;
Late in the evening;
I pulled the blinds;
Now, a normal person, unlike myself, would never think of it again, which so many times I have done, or, not done, depending on how your personal vantage point on the English language, time, mental correlation against all that is or not reasonable.
The screws;
in which held <= past tense, the bracket in which harbors said blinds;
gave up the ghost.
Sokay, no biggie, I'll repair tis in the morning before I'm awake, therefore I will not remember doing this task.
No such luck.
That sneaky bracket, is nowhere to be found. I've gone as far as to empty the entire room. Yea, it's like this. No bracket. Where on the Earth could this have gone? Poof, literally, has vanished from plain sight.
Gets better.
No screws can be found.
What in the holy fudge sickle is going on around here