The addiction isnt vaping...

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HauntedMyst

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If you are married, an awesome tactic to buy more stuff is to rent a motorcycle for the day and come home and tell the wife you bought it. She'll freak out over the expense and the danger and then you can sigh and say "Ok, I'll return it and just get a couple of new mods." It works great unless your wife is turned on by motorcycles. Emotional manipulation and compromise are the backbones of a healthy marriage.
 

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If you are married, an awesome tactic to buy more stuff is to rent a motorcycle for the day and come home and tell the wife you bought it. She'll freak out over the expense and the danger and then you can sigh and say "Ok, I'll return it and just get a couple of new mods." It works great unless your wife is turned on by motorcycles. Emotional manipulation and compromise are the backbones of a healthy marriage.
Works both ways, you adorable little rat. :lol:
 

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Damn right it does! If anything, women are better at it than men!
Apparently they've been giving my husband pointer.

Me: Why is there a new jack in the back of the car?

Him: I need it to rotate the tires.

Me: What's wrong with the other two?

Him: Well, this one's new and works better.

Me: :facepalm:
 
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