DATELINE: FLA
2/8/16
Approx. 8PM
Surveillance spy-cams picked up this image of a suspected missing, uh, subject. Appeared to be traveling East carrying an obvious stash of contraband, and detectives found numerous five dollar bills after her tail, uh, trail that is. BE WARNED: suspect is considered unstable. If you see her, use caution and try and make contact by calling out one of her numerous aliases (call 1-800-FINDHER for list) or offering pizza, bananas or any number of small trinkets.
She looks gentle, but there have been reports of attacks involving wit, humor and sarcasm.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER?????
Holeys Craps it's wimdy out dere !!had ta go fetch da trash barrel fore it blowed aways a mile
i aint got has much hair as i once didI think Moonie's makin' fun of us baldies there Ag's .... or at least he's havin' way too much fun
Yeah I sees datI think Moonie's makin' fun of us baldies there Ag's .... or at least he's havin' way too much fun
you just waits til I gets ahold ub wats hairs you gots left dere buddyi aint got has much hair as i once did
karmaguess I shoulda not said dats cuz I just went to flick what's left ub my hair and found out painfully it was caught in my sweatshirt zipper. Sorry Moonie