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it's only called the funny bone cos it borders on the humerus! Happy new year ;) T

And servants. T

My wife uses math like that when she shops and tells me the bill or describes her age. Luckily i'm married to a 29 year old that only spends $40 a week and thinks 21 minus 18 is 2. T

You called? Nice bedside lamp but i haven't got that high a ceiling. Smurf is looking at me in that 'you dare and i'll kill you' way. As usual. Nice to see you ageing in despair Doffy as we all do. When you shave your head trying to hold on to the last vestiges of your diminishing middle age...

"Smurf, do you love me or i am i just useful?" " .... ... and get the damn blinds off the windows already." "k". New windows coming next week since just now i cool the street and warm it in the winter (week) here. That will be Friday and Smurf has insisted that i am so good at running a crew of...

Have to go back another day. And fast again Or not. T

If you make a device which by definition is not a food or a drug, then i'm not really sure where the FDA has any jurisdiction, despite the general over-arching mission creep of most American government departments. It's really far too late to assert some putative control over the contents of...

i see the same turds floating up and down the road now as when it was flooded. Plus ca change. They got big trucks. T

Maybe vapin' but they learned it from you and they sure know something! T

It has come to my attention that i am now feeding 3 cats. i need to bathe the wife today. T

Or a sacrifice! T

"Dad, i'm pregnant", "typical, ....ing typical" T

The bird should be called Gregory as in Gregory Peck, or Peck for short. The real GP played a character called Atticus Finch. Besides, i knew an Aussie called Greg and i suggested that he was called that since his father couldn't spell 'George' which was hardly a new high point in anglo-aussie...

yada yada - but no baseline of adhesion. 4x not much is err, not much more! Microbial adhesion... i guess they are in my car now...and i sold the last one for that reason. As someone used to looking up dentist's noses in despair my non-medical opinion is that the extra tooth decay caused by...

Dennis's revenge. T

If your political agenda can be outlined in 128 characters, then you haven't given it enough thought. T

You're lucky Doffy, every time i visit the doctor, which i try to limit to twice a year, they want money up front, make me fill out a 5 page form despite there being nothing new to report and want an armful of blood to test at my expense. Then they take my blood pressure and pontificate about...

i face the same issue with my hair and i treat that with the same indifference. Haven't changed the avi, but i suppose if it all disappears i'll become a font, which is a rather different spelling than i'm used to being called! T

i shave my head and my face with a straight razor, because it looks cool and i only have to shave my face 3 times a week. Yesterday was the 170th time and so i'm getting pretty handy with it. My great grandad was a career army guy that never used anything else. 3 swipes and that moustache is a...

Dennis is worth the entry fee and i miss that old knobend. T