A bit of vape humour on a winter day

[Fog n Vape]

Try not to apply a lighter to the end of your e-cigarette.
Don't try to flick ash off the end, you'll look stupid.
Do not throw your ecig out of the car window after finishing with it.

Wanted to post in New Members section but been around too long. If a new member wants to copy and paste in the new members section go ahead.

 

[Eskie]

Whenever you're using a mod, remember, if vape isn't coming out, it's not always because it's broken. You still have to remember to push the fire button.

 

[NU_FTW]

This is my vaproizer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my vaproizer is useless. Without my vaproizer, I am useless. I must fire my vaproizer true. I must vape straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must vape him before he vapes me. I will. My vaproizer and I know that what counts in war is not the mods we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.

My vaproizer is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vaproizer clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My vaproizer and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.

 

[Cheallaigh]

i love FMJ!

please remember to replace the cap on your RDA, not everyone can pull off the angelina jolie look...

 

[NU_FTW]

i love FMJ!

please remember to replace the cap on your RDA, not everyone can pull off the angelina jolie look...

Eh while the riflemans creed was in FMJ it is more because of my past than the movie being a USMC vet myself But those who have seen the movie know the creed too so i figured it would be amusing to replace rifle with vaporizer and shoot with vape

 

[Cheallaigh]

oh i knew it before hand myself... 8 years military cadets, for some reason they taught it to us... but yeah i love it.

 

[NU_FTW]

Remember to change your batteries! You need to store your summer batteries and put in winter batteries. I always remember to do this while changing blinker fluid and putting winter air in the ol' tires

 

[Cheallaigh]

lmfaoooooooo i swear there is a shortage somewhere on blinker fluid...

do not vape metal tips in -30!

 

[Kprthevapr]

Glow-in-the-dark drip tips really do glow in the dark, for hours...don't leave your mod with G-i-t-D drip tip on your nightstand

 

[Bunnykiller]

I prefer Glow in the dark juice...

 

[bobwho77]

Eh while the riflemans creed was in FMJ it is more because of my past than the movie being a USMC vet myself But those who have seen the movie know the creed too so i figured it would be amusing to replace rifle with vaporizer and shoot with vape

Semper Fi!
From an old (Gator Fleet) Squid

 

[Shirtbloke]

Try not to apply a lighter to the end of your e-cigarette.

Yep done that - melted the plastic end of my cigalike.

 

[Nermal]

Semper Fi!
From an old (Gator Fleet) Squid

OMG. Semper Fi, and all these years I thought they were saying Simplerfy.

 

[Cheallaigh]

I prefer Glow in the dark juice...

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tha simpsons....

 

[NU_FTW]

OMG. Semper Fi, and all these years I thought they were saying Simplerfy.

you're kidding right

 

[petrotech]

Eh while the riflemans creed was in FMJ it is more because of my past than the movie being a USMC vet myself But those who have seen the movie know the creed too so i figured it would be amusing to replace rifle with vaporizer and shoot with vape

Semper Fi!
From an old (Gator Fleet) Squid

Hey jarhead...semper fi.

I always liked when the navy and air force showed up to our PBs...normally hot food and running water came a couple days later.

 

[David Wolf]

Ever reach for your mod when a smoker asks for a light and then remember you don't carry a lighter anymore? And then say "sorry I have a battery..."Guilty

 

[Kprthevapr]

Should have a moderator change the title to "Humor in Uniform", like Reader's Digest


Navy. Checking in

 

[petrotech]

Should have a moderator change the title to "Humor in Uniform", like Reader's Digest


Navy. Checking in

Navy?!?! I knew there was something I KINDA like about you.

 

[Kprthevapr]

Navy?!?! I knew there was something I KINDA like about you.

Lol. NAS Belle Chasse LA, many moons ago