Noob: Hi, I'm new here, and I'm looking for my first e-Cig, but I'm confused as there are so many choices... I'm looking for a...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: eGo... get an eGo... I'm going to save you a lot of time and money by telling you that you don't know what you want, because you're not a vaper... you're a smoker... I KNOW... I used to be a smoker, just like you.
Noob: Ummm... no... I want something that looks like a real cigarette, and I want something that's simple to use... like an...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Like I said... get an eGo... In a matter of days you wont care if the eGo looks like a crack pipe... it doesn't matter, because the eGo battery lasts a millenium, sometines longer
Noob: Yeah.. well... I need something a little less mechanical looking, and I only smoke a few cigarettes a day... so... back to my list... I want something that looks and feels like an analog, and has disposable cartridges.
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: You THINK you want those things, but in a week or less you'll wish I had given you this advice. Buy an eGo... I have one and I love it. The battery lasts for a day and a half, or longer, and you'll save a lot of money in the long run if you skip the cig-a-like and just go for the bigger battery... you'll thank me later.
Noob: Does the eGo come with disposable cartridges, or something similar?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: It comes with an atomizer, cartridges and a Cone, but you'll want to drip, so you won't need disposable ANYTHING, just by some juice, and an eGo and vape your way into nirvana... By the way, here's a link to the eGo...
www.buyegofrommyfavoritesupplier.com
Noob: I probably don't want to deal with dripping...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: How do you KNOW what you want if you haven't tried it... the eGo has a SEALED BATTERY, so dripping won't damage the battery, it's THAT well made, and like I said... I have one and I love it... almost EVERY noob will eventually get one when they realize they blew their money on junk like the Blu. Seriously, the eGo is the way to go.
Noob: I'll never buy an eGo... I want something that looks like a real cigarette...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: I said that too when I first started, but I was as wrong THEN as you are TODAY
Noob:Rigggggght... OK, So which regular e-cig would you buy if you couldn't have the eGo?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: I would go back to Analogs, and you will too. The eGo is better than analogs... heck it's better than MOST things... it's better for you than food... I know... I've eaten food before.
Noob: What is the best performing e-cig that is NOT the eGo?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: They all suck... the ones that don't suck BLOW... the eGo doesn't blow OR suck... and you should get one.
Noob: Why?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Because they all SUCK, and the eGo doesn't
Noob: Is there an eCig that looks like a real cigarette?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: It would suck... just get the eGo, it makes great sauce
Noob: I wish I could get an answer to my question...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: I answered all your questions...
Noob: Really?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Yep... really.
Noob: I didn't seem to catch the answer... I want an eCig that looks like a real cigarette, automatic battery, and easy to change cartridges... which eCig BEST fits the bill...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: eGo,Vgo,Riva,Hello 1016...
Noob: But those don't look anything like a real cigarette...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: They don't have to... They have longer lasting batteries, which is what you want.
Noob: And they come with atomizers from most retailers... I want pre-filled Cartomizers, I think.
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Why would you do that? That's EXPENSIVE to throw cartos away, that's why the eGo is such a good value... You can drip for hours and not have to deal with changing cartomizers.
Noob: But I don't want to drip, plus, I usually smoke only when I drive, and when I'm out socially.
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Well you can drip and drive, because the eGo is such a handy size, it's got longer battery life than a 14500...
Noob: I'm not buying an eGo
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: It's a common noob mistake to ignore the best advice
Noob: Is it a common ECF mistake to not read or understand the actual question?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Hey look man, I'm trying to help... Horse--- water--- you know the rest
Noob: So you're helping by ignoring my question?
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Yes, because if I don't make you like what I actually like, then I have failed, and the eGo is the best mod in the world, and the RIGHT device for you... I know.... I was a noob once
Noob: But I want something that looks like a real cigarette
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: Sigh... I'm just trying to help
Noob: I know, thanks anyway...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: You'll see... the eGo will be in your collection eventually, and they now have a 900 mah, n 1300mah battery available too!
Noob: Well, that's good news...
ECF-Self-Proclaimed-Expert: I'm glad I could help!