An Ode to my Vapor King
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Vapor4Life is really the best,
in the North and the South and the East and the West!
(So I did two lines - sue me!)
in the North and the South and the East and the West!
(So I did two lines - sue me!)
I first tried other hardware, most hit or miss
I tried other juices, most taste like p*ss
Then I found V4L, I'm proud to report
Now a servant am I, to the King and his Court
My Wife thinks it grand, to see me smoke-free
So I rewarded her well, for following me
I bought her new clothes, so soon she'd be stylin'
While vaping an e-cig, from a man known as Smilin'
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Gave up the smokes, and I feel so good
I can breathe better, and even taste my food!
I can breathe better, and even taste my food!
While I digress from praise to thee
and ponder what's been done for me
mine lips shan't pass another word
Where's da juice? He He He.
and ponder what's been done for me
mine lips shan't pass another word
Where's da juice? He He He.
Everyone hates waiting, and I'm just the same
The mail is so slow, and the tracking so lame
So I spoke to the carrier, a round little man
brought with me my dog, and exacted my plan...
And now he is great, best in his class
because I trained my big dog, to bite his fat ...
Early this morning, I was the first house today,
He threw me my package, and then ran away.
The mail is so slow, and the tracking so lame
So I spoke to the carrier, a round little man
brought with me my dog, and exacted my plan...
And now he is great, best in his class
because I trained my big dog, to bite his fat ...
Early this morning, I was the first house today,
He threw me my package, and then ran away.
The wheres the juice threads drive me to drink
The next one who posts one gets kicked in the....
Well, you know how this will end.
The next one who posts one gets kicked in the....
Well, you know how this will end.
Bring on the noise, bring on the funk....
Come on over here and back up that junk!!
Come on over here and back up that junk!!
we're getting off topic here...stick to the vapor king kudos! Its my thread so I get to say.
(I'm OCD and decided to compile them all for my enjoyment, added two lines to the end)
Oh cotton candy clouds of nicotine infused bliss...
the foul toxins in cigarette smoke, i surely don't miss.
flavors, lovely flavors, I have to have more
My Vapor King satisfies down to my core.
It makes no difference that I am now poor.
Because I no longer have death knocking at my door.
Now all I need is a bunch of loose w****s.
So long to the late night trips to cigarette stores.
Adios to all those guys bumming a spare
Some say I look silly vaping, but I really don't care.
So many flavors.. what more could you want...
Green tea, Red Cow, oh what a taunt!
Smilin, watermelon, n' what about Ka(u)nt?
My stylin' batts I'm willing to flaunt!
A rainbow of colors and flavors galore ...
Sweet manual XL, thee how I adore
My manual PT I can't live without
and what need these kind folk will provide without doubt!
With Leaford in China and Steve and the crew in the states . . .
My urge for analogs, always abates...
Vapor4Life is really the best,
in the North and the South and the East and the West!
I first tried other hardware, most hit or miss
I tried other juices, most taste like p*ss
Then I found V4L, I'm proud to report
Now a servant am I, to the King and his Court
My Wife thinks it grand, to see me smoke-free
So I rewarded her well, for following me
I bought her new clothes, so soon she'd be stylin'
While vaping an e-cig, from a man known as Smilin'
Gave up the smokes, and I feel so good
I can breathe better, and even taste my food!
V4L, V4L, whoa babe, I say we gotta vape
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I say, V4L, V4L, whoa babe, I say we gotta vape
I say we gotta vape now
Let's vape!
While I digress from praise to thee
and ponder what's been done for me
mine lips shan't pass another word
Where's da juice? He He He.
Everyone hates waiting, and I'm just the same
The mail is so slow, and the tracking so lame
So I spoke to the carrier, a round little man
brought with me my dog, and exacted my plan...
And now he is great, best in his class
because I trained my big dog, to bite his fat ...
Early this morning, I was the first house today,
He threw me my package, and then ran away.
The where's the juice threads drive me to drink
The next one who posts one gets kicked in the....
But where's the damn juice? I really need plenty...
(Born's so cute when he's mad. I wish I were twenty...)
(The new batt's are so purty...
Hey Born! I'll be thirty
Or so, with some botox
And the vaporing detox.
Takes years off, I'm thinkin -
*blond hair shake*. wink winkin.)
Bring on the noise, bring on the funk....
Come on over here and back up that junk!!
The hell with the nay-sayers with their panties in a twist
I ignore them while I work on my flavor list
Oh cotton candy clouds of nicotine infused bliss...
the foul toxins in cigarette smoke, i surely don't miss.
flavors, lovely flavors, I have to have more
My Vapor King satisfies down to my core.
It makes no difference that I am now poor.
Because I no longer have death knocking at my door.
Now all I need is a bunch of loose w****s.
So long to the late night trips to cigarette stores.
Adios to all those guys bumming a spare
Some say I look silly vaping, but I really don't care.
So many flavors.. what more could you want...
Green tea, Red Cow, oh what a taunt!
Smilin, watermelon, n' what about Ka(u)nt?
My stylin' batts I'm willing to flaunt!
A rainbow of colors and flavors galore ...
Sweet manual XL, thee how I adore
My manual PT I can't live without
and what need these kind folk will provide without doubt!
With Leaford in China and Steve and the crew in the states . . .
My urge for analogs, always abates...
Vapor4Life is really the best,
in the North and the South and the East and the West!
I first tried other hardware, most hit or miss
I tried other juices, most taste like p*ss
Then I found V4L, I'm proud to report
Now a servant am I, to the King and his Court
My Wife thinks it grand, to see me smoke-free
So I rewarded her well, for following me
I bought her new clothes, so soon she'd be stylin'
While vaping an e-cig, from a man known as Smilin'
Gave up the smokes, and I feel so good
I can breathe better, and even taste my food!
V4L, V4L, whoa babe, I say we gotta vape
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I say, V4L, V4L, whoa babe, I say we gotta vape
I say we gotta vape now
Let's vape!
While I digress from praise to thee
and ponder what's been done for me
mine lips shan't pass another word
Where's da juice? He He He.
Everyone hates waiting, and I'm just the same
The mail is so slow, and the tracking so lame
So I spoke to the carrier, a round little man
brought with me my dog, and exacted my plan...
And now he is great, best in his class
because I trained my big dog, to bite his fat ...
Early this morning, I was the first house today,
He threw me my package, and then ran away.
The where's the juice threads drive me to drink
The next one who posts one gets kicked in the....
But where's the damn juice? I really need plenty...
(Born's so cute when he's mad. I wish I were twenty...)
(The new batt's are so purty...
Hey Born! I'll be thirty
Or so, with some botox
And the vaporing detox.
Takes years off, I'm thinkin -
*blond hair shake*. wink winkin.)
Bring on the noise, bring on the funk....
Come on over here and back up that junk!!
The hell with the nay-sayers with their panties in a twist
I ignore them while I work on my flavor list
Whoa, at first I read that as/ anti-Nazi = people who are against Nazis/... wouldn't that be a good thing to be, and who are we if we're we're against them... pro-Nazi?
Then I got it, but still kind of confusing at first glance...
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