Bionic Vapor Virtual Home of the Minion Empire (Chit-chat, support, parties and the occasional world domination plotting)

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  1. jcalis1394

    jcalis1394 Forum Supplier ECF Veteran

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    Howdy awesome folks of ECF!

    Welcome to the new thread of Bionic Vapor. Sit tight, the ride is wild and most likely very lengthy :D

    So what is Bionic Vapor?

    Bionic Vapor is much more than just: a business, a company, a manufacturer, an online store, etc. It's a home. I cherish and devote myself to help each and every single one of you in your quest to quit the stinkies and chase the perfect vape, it is a FAMILY, we support each other and share many great times, as well as rush to the aid of someone in trouble. Without all of you, Bionic Vapor would not be the cozy, warm and crazy place that it is today, and I'd not have been able to work full time at something I love, with people I love, for people I love. I owe everything to you, and for that there isn't enough room for me to even begin to express how thankful I am.

    Why Bionic Vapor?

    -Unique Premium Handcrafted E-Juice

    Each bottle is hand made to the customer's specification. Currently there's only one mixer at Bionic Vapor; that'd be me! There's no automated, mass producing machinery automatically filling and labeling your bottles. Each bottle is hand made by me, I've so far hand mixed over 2000 bottles, and each of them is in my eyes a delicate piece of art. While on the website you can customize PG/VG ratio (there's no recommended ratio as I personally optimize the recipe for consistency throughout all ratios) and nicotine strengths (from 0mg to 24mg in 3mg increments), you can customize your order even further! Want a different nicotine strength, a more specific PG/VG ratio, more/less/no sweetener, menthol? A little note on the comment's section of your order will be more than enough! Have a cool idea for a flavor in mind? Give me a phone call, shoot us an e-mail, or even talk to me via our Live Chat. I'll make room to work on it and let you try free samples of the beta batches so you can directly manage the progress! When you buy from us, I realize you are taking your hard earned money and entrusting it to us, so don't be shy and let me know exactly how you want your order so that you end up being nothing but happy! Every flavor we currently have and future ones to be released are vaped by myself and a very select group of beta testers locally. Occasionally I might do a special where I'll make a fairly large beta batch and include it for free in every order until we run out as well. I'm committed to delivering a top notch unique premium liquid that you haven't tasted anywhere else, so you can order with confidence that there'll be a higher than average chance that it'll be at least satisfying when it shows up on your door!

    -Customer Service
    I work really hard to get to know each and every one of you. My customers are family, so simply working towards getting you a perfect vape isn't enough! I'll go beyond that and get to know you. There are many ways to contact me, and there's no automated e-mail replies, customer service reps on the phone, or chat operators. Few places let you speak directly to the one that is mixing your bottles, this is one of those places! Give me a call at 305-804-7153, live chat with me on the site, send me an e-mail at info@bionicvapor.com or via the Contact Us form on the site, or simply PM me here! Want to ask me what mechanical mod I personally would recommend, or where to get decent reasonable priced DIY supplies, or just want to chat? Hit me up, I'll be more than happy to talk with you! Our repeat customers pay my bills, put food on my table, help me support my parents which gave me their unconditional support all throughout my life and it's time for me to support them with all my heart, and most importantly, allow me to work at something I love doing. If I have to end up working overnight, skipping a night (has happened once already), or taking a phone call at 11 P.M., I will do it. Have an issue with your order that you need fixed before it ships? Live chat or a phone call are the ideal way to reach me fast.

    -True premium prices
    Handcrafted unique e-juices reasonably priced, you'll have a hard time finding better prices for this quality!
    15ML - $8.49
    30ML (Plastic Bottle) - $14.99
    30ML (Glass Bottle) - $15.99
    60ML - $28.99

    Not only that, but with frequent sales to reward and celebrate your love and support, what you see right now could be even cheaper!

    -Low Shipping Rates
    Our cheapest rate being USPS First Class Mail at $2.35. International Orders up to 4oz (the weight of a sample six pack) for only $5.85. Every day (except Sundays) I personally drive down my local P.O. and drop off the orders. Standard processing time is 24 hours after an order has been placed. I try my best to fulfill them within that range, but depending on the volume of orders per day, it may reach 48 hours. Waiting a little extra is the price you pay for a bottle mixed by someone who actually cares about how it tastes and getting you an as close to perfect vape. I'm not satisfied unless 99% of my customers absolutely love our flavors, shipping an order fast and ending up not liking it is much worse than waiting an extra day and getting a quality product.

    This is a community, a family, a minion empire :)p). We are a bunch of crazy, fun, loving and caring minions with a common goal which is chasing our perfect vape. This is a new way of doing things, a place where you matter, you are the foundation and pillars of Bionic Vapor, your voice is heard and answered, your suggestions written down and considered, your criticism taken and revised, your complaints handled and resolved. Be yourself, be crazy, be happy!

    I invite you to join this warm, cozy family and try one of the best e-liquids that can be had. On June, 10th we celebrated our two month anniversary and it has been a blast. I couldn't have dreamed of a better start, I couldn't have imagined the diversity we have attracted and the amount of awesome folks I get to hang out with every single day. Thank you for making my dream come true, and now tell me how I can make yours come true! (Don't stretch it, I'm no wizard you know :p)

    Introduce yourself, ask questions, tell me about your vaping gear, how's your weekend going, the trip you have planned for next month, the vapemail you are anxiously waiting for, trade tips and advice, if you are on the fence ask around about our flavors, have fun and welcome to Bionic Vapor!

    ~Jorge Carlos Alis

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  2. JoanJ

    JoanJ ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Yippee............
     
  3. Elithea L Burger

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    *high fives*
     
  5. Seleya

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    Woohoo we're here

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  6. TheProphet

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    Hey guys. MAybe I'll get off work soon....
     
  7. Elithea L Burger

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    Housewarming PaRtY for the minions !


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  8. Seleya

    Seleya Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

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  9. Elithea L Burger

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    [​IMG] weeeeeeeeeee lots of room in here .....


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  11. Elithea L Burger

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    [​IMG]vape vape cloud :p


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  12. jcalis1394

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    Nobody told me where to go, I got lost.
    Not really had to run to the market for the wifey.
     
  14. GPC2012

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    Nice to see you haven't been idle I think I know what midniteoyl felt like.
     
  15. sjtown

    sjtown Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Jorge, you make a minion glad to have chosen you as our leader!
    You brought a slight tear to my eye and so glad to have found you and you are my mom and pop store that i go to just to hang out at.
    We heart you too, and feel such a connection to you because you chat with us and how well you keep us informed.
    And we are glad to help you have a job that you can enjoy and support your family. :)
     
  16. Elithea L Burger

    Elithea L Burger Super Member

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    Totally agree with SJ


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  17. GPC2012

    GPC2012 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

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    Was catching up on the end of the last thread.

    A couple of years ago, I was living in White Sulphur Springs WV and we drove to VA almost daily house hunting. One day we were almost to the state line and a long straight stretch... we were going above the limit... but about 2 miles back we could see this vehicle and it was absolutely flying... it caught up us in just a couple minutes. It was weaving all over the road and you could tell it was hitting the warning strips at the sides but never slowed down. Finally passed us and a big sign on the back said Caution: Blind Driver


    This caught my eye.
    I have always wanted to pull up in a crowded parking lot like at Christmas or something with lots of people around, get out and pop open one of those collapsible white canes. I think it would be a riot, my wife says I'm sick. lol
     
  18. jcalis1394

    jcalis1394 Forum Supplier ECF Veteran

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    Aw thank you! That brought a full sized tear to my eyes.
     
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  20. Elithea L Burger

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    Jc we need a juice called Minion madness


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