BWB RY4 Contest!
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I love BWB RY4 .... because I've never tried it, and I am an RY4 lover!
Joke: From my cousin who is a doctor.
Sign in Doctor's Office:
You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
This one should get First Prize
Joke: From my cousin who is a doctor.
Sign in Doctor's Office:
You have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads.
This one should get First Prize
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"I love BWB RY4"
Hope this doesn't offend, but it is one of my favorites.
There was this Cowboy out riding in the Panhandle of Texas. Some Comanches saw him and circled him up before he could get away.
The Cowboy knew enough to ask if he could sing his death song. That they undersaood and agreed. He asked if he could talk to his horse first.
The Comanche agreed.
The Cowboy went over to his horse, whispered something in his ear. The horse took off in a dead run.
The Cowboy starts singing his death song.
Time is passing and the Comanche are getting tired of waiting for the Cowboy to finish.
After a while the Comanche see dust rising on the horizon, they see it is the Cowboys horse with a rider.
The horse gets up to where the Cowboy is and they all see it is a naked woman on the horse. The horse stops on a dime, tossing the woman off.
The Cowboy looks at his horse and says "I said Possey stupid"
Hope this doesn't offend, but it is one of my favorites.
There was this Cowboy out riding in the Panhandle of Texas. Some Comanches saw him and circled him up before he could get away.
The Cowboy knew enough to ask if he could sing his death song. That they undersaood and agreed. He asked if he could talk to his horse first.
The Comanche agreed.
The Cowboy went over to his horse, whispered something in his ear. The horse took off in a dead run.
The Cowboy starts singing his death song.
Time is passing and the Comanche are getting tired of waiting for the Cowboy to finish.
After a while the Comanche see dust rising on the horizon, they see it is the Cowboys horse with a rider.
The horse gets up to where the Cowboy is and they all see it is a naked woman on the horse. The horse stops on a dime, tossing the woman off.
The Cowboy looks at his horse and says "I said Possey stupid"
OK heres one for the "I love BWB RY4" contest
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
hehehe - glad that you enjoyed it. Before my hair turned completely silver, I was a blonde, too.
Now I poke fun at them with impunity
~Tiger
Now I poke fun at them with impunity
~Tiger
OK gang, this has been fun! I'm wiped out from being up all night cooking 20 pork butts for hospital week lunchion today and there is a bed in my immediate future. Lets call the contest closed at 5pm Texas time. I'll radomly pick a winner tonight or in the morning and the prize will be mailed monday.
Thanks for participating!
Thanks for participating!
"I love BWB RY4"
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Thanks for the contest. It has been a fun one. Good luck everyone.
Good luck everyone!
Woops! Sorry everyone real life conspired to keep me afk for a couple days. (Why didn't you guys remind me it was mothersday weekend!)
OK let me go check out random.org and I shall return.
OK let me go check out random.org and I shall return.
Annnnnnnnnd the winner is post # 28!!!!
Katatonic you won!!!
PM me your info and it will be on it's way tomorrow.
Thanks all for playing, I loved the jokes!
Katatonic you won!!!
PM me your info and it will be on it's way tomorrow.
Thanks all for playing, I loved the jokes!
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