CONTEST: Best Joke Wins an iTaste 134 Mini APV! - The Vapor Station

[Ladybear]

Baseball in heaven.....

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."

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[eric]

OK, there are a lot of jokes here. This is gonna take longer than expected...

 

[mac63]

OK, there are a lot of jokes here. This is gonna take longer than expected...

Did we surpass your expectations?

 

[Nermal]

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

I'll tell you something, now that the contest is over. Never believe Murphy's Law because it wasn't really written by Murphy. Just some other guy that happened to have the same last name.

 

[mac63]

I'll tell you something, now that the contest is over. Never believe Murphy's Law because it wasn't really written by Murphy. Just some other guy that happened to have the same last name.

Plus he's a drunk and a mooch - he never returned any of those beers he "borrowed" from me.

 

[liblue1]

OK, there are a lot of jokes here. This is gonna take longer than expected...

Did we surpass your expectations?

I certainly hope so as this was so much fun...........

 

[wvloony]

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I remember reading a corollary to Murphy's law one time, it was a very simple one...mother nature is a b@#ch.

 

[liblue1]

OK, there are a lot of jokes here. This is gonna take longer than expected...

............and they keep coming........

 

[rurwin]

"The contest ends on May 11th at 11:59 CST. We will choose a winner with 72 hours of the contest's end date. All submissions made after the cut off date will be disqualified."

We're just having too much fun to stop... as the actress said to the bishop.

 

[blivey]

Can't wait to see who wins. So many good jokes here. Just got done going through all of them myself.

 

[eric]

Alright, I've read through them all twice now and have narrowed it down to 10. I should have a winner today.

 

[blivey]

Alright, I've read through them all twice now and have narrowed it down to 10. I should have a winner today.

That is alot of reading. Thanks for the dedication.

 

[spacekitty]

Can't wait to see who wins. So many good jokes here. Just got done going through all of them myself.

Alright, I've read through them all twice now and have narrowed it down to 10. I should have a winner today.

That sure was a lot to go through all at once!! Although I did start to notice some duplicates along the way...

It would be nice if we could see which ones made it to the Top 10...

 

[sungbd]

Alright, I've read through them all twice now and have narrowed it down to 10. I should have a winner today.

Checking about 400 jokes and came up with top 10?
Indeed, it is quite a bit of work.

 

[blivey]

We may have been a little over zealous in our commitment to the funny

 

[mac63]

Alright, I've read through them all twice now and have narrowed it down to 10. I should have a winner today.

I got more if you would like to do some more reading

 

[spacekitty]

 

[FranC]

Good luck,folks

 

[spacekitty]

Still no word, eh???

 

[liblue1]

Guess they are still trying to decide.........