Coppercreek pie halloween contest 2013
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Trick or treat
Give me something good to eat
Don't want a treat that's candy
Don't want a trick that's gritty and sandy
Don't want a treat that's gummy
Don't want a trick that's scummy
Don't want a treat that tastes like meat
Don't want a trick that smells like feet
Don't want a treat that's full of honey
Don't want a trick that costs me money
Don't want a treat that's sticky and sweet
Don't want a trick that can't be beat
I cannot lie
I just want PIE
Give me something good to eat
Don't want a treat that's candy
Don't want a trick that's gritty and sandy
Don't want a treat that's gummy
Don't want a trick that's scummy
Don't want a treat that tastes like meat
Don't want a trick that smells like feet
Don't want a treat that's full of honey
Don't want a trick that costs me money
Don't want a treat that's sticky and sweet
Don't want a trick that can't be beat
I cannot lie
I just want PIE
In the wee hour of Midnight
I had a thought that gave me fright
It made me cringe and made me shiver
It made me howl and made me quiver
I don't know where this thought came from
Perhaps it was that fifth of rum
That late last night I did partake
I realize now was a big mistake
I felt as though that I might die
I wanted to sit down and cry
But life goes on and time goes by
So I consumed a big ole' PIE
It made me feel so much better
So I sat down and wrote this letter.
I had a thought that gave me fright
It made me cringe and made me shiver
It made me howl and made me quiver
I don't know where this thought came from
Perhaps it was that fifth of rum
That late last night I did partake
I realize now was a big mistake
I felt as though that I might die
I wanted to sit down and cry
But life goes on and time goes by
So I consumed a big ole' PIE
It made me feel so much better
So I sat down and wrote this letter.
Ghosts and Goblins, Spooks and Ghouls
Witches brooms, and weird toadstools
All these things that can be seen
On a night called "Halloween"
Candy canes and "trick or treat"
Sounds of kids on every street
Now they're ringing my door bell
Dressed up like the hounds from Hell
As I open my front door
They all yell and ask for more
And cuz I am such a nice guy
I give them all a slice of PIE
Witches brooms, and weird toadstools
All these things that can be seen
On a night called "Halloween"
Candy canes and "trick or treat"
Sounds of kids on every street
Now they're ringing my door bell
Dressed up like the hounds from Hell
As I open my front door
They all yell and ask for more
And cuz I am such a nice guy
I give them all a slice of PIE
Halloween, Halloween
Ghosts and goblins can be seen
Halloween, Halloween
Colored lights of orange and green
Ghouls roaming throughout the night
Creating havoc and causing fright
While the full moon shines so bright
Witches and warlocks and monsters abound
Mummies and vampires walking around
Neighborhood lawns like a burial ground
Halloween, Halloween
Darkest night, and moonlit sky
Halloween, Halloween
I'll sit here and eat some PIE
Ghosts and goblins can be seen
Halloween, Halloween
Colored lights of orange and green
Ghouls roaming throughout the night
Creating havoc and causing fright
While the full moon shines so bright
Witches and warlocks and monsters abound
Mummies and vampires walking around
Neighborhood lawns like a burial ground
Halloween, Halloween
Darkest night, and moonlit sky
Halloween, Halloween
I'll sit here and eat some PIE
Here I sit broken hearted
Halloween has almost started;
My costume is bare
As I sit in this chair;
Too late to get dressed
They maybe impressed;
As I comb my hair down
Down to the ground;
They come and they stare
As I get out of the chair;
Lady Godiva they eye
To get a piece of the PIE
Halloween has almost started;
My costume is bare
As I sit in this chair;
Too late to get dressed
They maybe impressed;
As I comb my hair down
Down to the ground;
They come and they stare
As I get out of the chair;
Lady Godiva they eye
To get a piece of the PIE
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Stumbled from bed half asleep
From down the hallway I heard a peep
Got up to look but saw not a thing
What kind of oddities would this day bring?
Filled up a tank of Coppercreek
My Evod and Ego was looking real sleek
Took a long puff, it was so delicious
Another loud noise?, I'm getting suspicious
No alcohol, I was quite sober
I now realize it's the last day of October
It's all making sense, becoming clearer
But now the odd sounds were getting nearer
I looked out my window, and peeked out the door
Had a bad feeling that I was "done for"
The noises grow closer, and closer each second
Now calling my name, for my soul they beckoned
When all of a sudden, by ghouls, was surrounded
Where did they come from?, I was astounded
I handed the first one, my trusty eGo
Hoping he'd taste it, become my amigo
Soon all the goblins were dancing about
The Coppercreek juice had "mellowed them out"
We all had a laugh and I tell you no lie
It's then we sat down and enjoyed some PIE
From down the hallway I heard a peep
Got up to look but saw not a thing
What kind of oddities would this day bring?
Filled up a tank of Coppercreek
My Evod and Ego was looking real sleek
Took a long puff, it was so delicious
Another loud noise?, I'm getting suspicious
No alcohol, I was quite sober
I now realize it's the last day of October
It's all making sense, becoming clearer
But now the odd sounds were getting nearer
I looked out my window, and peeked out the door
Had a bad feeling that I was "done for"
The noises grow closer, and closer each second
Now calling my name, for my soul they beckoned
When all of a sudden, by ghouls, was surrounded
Where did they come from?, I was astounded
I handed the first one, my trusty eGo
Hoping he'd taste it, become my amigo
Soon all the goblins were dancing about
The Coppercreek juice had "mellowed them out"
We all had a laugh and I tell you no lie
It's then we sat down and enjoyed some PIE
When it comes to PIE it's boysenberry,
Huckleberry, sweet potato, all in a pan.
I'm in love with pumpkin.
That's what I YAM...
Huckleberry, sweet potato, all in a pan.
I'm in love with pumpkin.
That's what I YAM...
I am the king of the wealth and riches of the world
Slyly you ask "how can that be?"
my answer is "because my girl made
an autumn pumpkin pie just for me"....
Slyly you ask "how can that be?"
my answer is "because my girl made
an autumn pumpkin pie just for me"....
he grew from the ground,
he flew into the sky,
from catapult he found,
his destiny was not PIE
he flew into the sky,
from catapult he found,
his destiny was not PIE
All Hallows Eve, when goblins rule the night
All Hallows Eve, when people scream with fright
All Hallows Eve, when dead souls reunite
All Hallows Eve, a full moon shines so bright
All Hallows Eve, A night that most men fear
All Hallows Eve, A night when ghouls appear
All Hallows Eve, A night when zombies cheer
All Hallows Eve, A night monsters hold dear
All Hallows Eve, When witches tend to fly
All Hallows Eve, When bats go soaring by
All Hallows Eve, When evilness is nigh
All Hallows Eve, The night I eat some PIE
All Hallows Eve, when people scream with fright
All Hallows Eve, when dead souls reunite
All Hallows Eve, a full moon shines so bright
All Hallows Eve, A night that most men fear
All Hallows Eve, A night when ghouls appear
All Hallows Eve, A night when zombies cheer
All Hallows Eve, A night monsters hold dear
All Hallows Eve, When witches tend to fly
All Hallows Eve, When bats go soaring by
All Hallows Eve, When evilness is nigh
All Hallows Eve, The night I eat some PIE
Jack O'Lanterns glowing bright
Sitting there lighting up the night
Carved out sharply with a knife
Faces that could come to life
Emptied of their seeds and guts
Some of them look like they're nuts
I wonder if they really know
as those orange pumpkins grow
Their only fate one day will be
To become PIE and eaten by me!
Sitting there lighting up the night
Carved out sharply with a knife
Faces that could come to life
Emptied of their seeds and guts
Some of them look like they're nuts
I wonder if they really know
as those orange pumpkins grow
Their only fate one day will be
To become PIE and eaten by me!
I'm brand new to all of this so here goes nothing! ! ...
Your lovely contest caught my eye.
I'm new to this but here's my try,
Missing analog to me is a lie!
A vape goes great with a slice of pie
Thanks for the opportunity!
Your lovely contest caught my eye.
I'm new to this but here's my try,
Missing analog to me is a lie!
A vape goes great with a slice of pie
Thanks for the opportunity!
Ghosts and goblins there better not be a trace
otherwise they will get a pie in the face...
otherwise they will get a pie in the face...
Bats and cats and candy and PIE.
I could skip it but why would I?
Ghosts and goblins and witches too,
If I missed it, I would be blue.
I could skip it but why would I?
Ghosts and goblins and witches too,
If I missed it, I would be blue.
The monkey's swing from tree to tree
with their backpacks and bags
laden with pies
I stand and watch while as they go
I'm jealous of those little monkeys
don't you know
the little monkeys know
I'm scratching my head
wondering why.....
with their backpacks and bags
laden with pies
I stand and watch while as they go
I'm jealous of those little monkeys
don't you know
the little monkeys know
I'm scratching my head
wondering why.....
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