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[daleron]

 

[jj2]

Free Snowmen:
600 Broadway St.
Anywhere, Frozen Tundra
Some assembly required!!

 

[daleron]

 

[Ohms Lawbreaker]

Dogs just look at these signs and laugh.

 

[daleron]

 

[jj2]

Sex education in school should include listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight, answering "why" questions for 3 hours straight and watching the same cartoon on repeat over, and over, and over.......

 

[jj2]

When you are making sure you are in the "same page" as someone, also be sure you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

 

[daleron]

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[daleron]

 

[jj2]

Don't ever let anyone break your soul. You have to stand on your own two feet and fight. There are those who would give anything to see you fall......never give them the satisfaction. Hold your head up high, put a smile on your face, and stand tall!!

 

[jj2]

Don't complain about the things you didn't get after praying........think of the countless blessings God has given you without asking.

 

[daleron]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[jj2]

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

 

[daleron]

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost

 

[jj2]

The Jetson's? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet with someone halfway around the world!!

 

[daleron]

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

 

[daleron]

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Joseph Campbell

 

[jj2]

If I have learned anything in my 32 years on this earth, it's that it's okay to lie about your age......

 

[jj2]

Sometimes you fail before you fly. In my case I had to stumble in the dark, fall on my face and get up again....only to walk into the wall......

 

[daleron]

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz