Daily Comments

[DemonCowboy]

i saw a horse 1ce that might!!, and a dog here that REALLY needs an education - but she'd fail the tests for sure!!!

 

[jj2]

~Mondays~ Proudly brought to you by the same people who brought you 6 A. M. starts, a piece of hair in your scrambled eggs, rap music & insomnia...........

And I apologize to anyone who enjoys any of the above.........just my personal opinion.

 

[DemonCowboy]

u forgot to list how they brought minimum wage...lol

 

[jj2]

There's no snooze button on the dog when she wants her mommy and daddy up! I know we tried to find one!

 

[jj2]

I finally figured out why single woman are usually thinner than married woman. When single woman look at what's in their refrigerator, they go to bed. When married woman see what's in their bed, they go to the refrigerator...........

Yes, two comments for the price of one today, and, RW, if you see this, I love ya.

 

[jj2]

Dear God, We are not an enormous batch of cookies, so could you please keep the temperature down to aaa.........75?

 

[DemonCowboy]

u mean u'r not a cookie? and all this time i thought u were the chips-a-hoy cookie in the commercials

mmmm cookies

 

[whiskey]

I finally figured out why single woman are usually thinner than married woman. When single woman look at what's in their refrigerator, they go to bed. When married woman see what's in their bed, they go to the refrigerator...........

Yes, two comments for the price of one today, and, RW, if you see this, I love ya.

Loved this one JJ

 

[jj2]

If the Pope poops, is it Holy Crap?

 

[DemonCowboy]

nah it's holy crap if the cardinals poop
w/ the pope it's holy sh..

 

[jj2]

I'm off to get my beauty sleep. I know, I know. We'll just chalk it up to incurable optimism.

 

[jj2]

On a serious note today: The biggest problem with narcissists is that they can never see fault in themselves, yet find it overwhelmingly easy to find it in others.

 

[DemonCowboy]

but what if it was nihilistic narcissist?


sorry to make light but too much seriousness never did ne1 ne good

 

[jj2]

Humor always makes the situation better, soooo it's a good thing!!!

 

[jj2]

Just heard that ...... is linked to hearing loss. So who cares? It's not like men listen anyway!!

 

[DemonCowboy]

that's not true, listening is how we know to defend ourselves when having a disagreement w/ a woman if we're stupid enough to think it's worth winning and only stop listening when we learn it's not in our best interest to win anyway...lol

 

[jj2]

I woke up humming this song!!!

YouTube - ‪CITY OF NEW ORLEANS / JOHN DENVER‬‎

 

[jj2]

Do ya ever have days when it's hard to remember how to function in reality???

 

[DemonCowboy]

all the time - it seems reality has enough trouble functioning within itself half the time anyway

 

[jj2]

Random thought for the day: If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"