DV FUN Thread! - Join the Party - With Contests and Prizes!

[mattiem]

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the Irish accountancy exam.

Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Paddy: Five.

Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Five.

Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? Clean Irish Jokes
Paddy: Four.

Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Five.

Examiner: How on earth do you work out that two lots of two rabbits is five?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!

 

[mattiem]

someone needs to be the designated "like" counter, I need a volunteer please

Looks like an easy job so I will step up to the plate.

 

[taterbugg]

Ok...heheheh, as per my last post....to clarify- that was a joke folks! Well, it is true that we had a big birthday party for my wife....and we were feelin' a little frisky..... and, even if she were to do the leg thing, I would never say something like that......at least not if I had any kind of thoughts of ever tickling the ivories ever again !!!! And actually, we're not really that old, hehehe. Oh, and she doesn't have false teeth, although ironically, I do!
And it's Eric's fault ....he ran the contest...and he said to be rude and crude!
Oh well, carry on, have fun

 

[MattF]

He's too skeered to do dat cuz I threatened to come up there

Im sure if you showed up in a monkey costume and stood outside with a sign to promote the new shop he wouldn't mind

 

[mattiem]

By my count it looks like spacekitty is the clear winner with 5 likes. Yea spacekitty !!!!!!!!!!

 

[sonicdsl]

Spacekitty wins everything and is not eligible...

j/k!

 

[sonicdsl]

Eric, thanks for thinking of your vaping friends to whom you sell vaping things. You rock, my friend!

 

[AG51]

"Hello ?"

 

[sonicdsl]

Heya Monkee Mama!

 

[AG51]

Heya Monkee Mama!

"How is you Sonics Babys ? I couldn't sleeps for awhiles and got back outta beds. What in the werld are you doing awakes now ?"

 

[sonicdsl]

Well, I'm kind of a night owl, you see, and have gotten into the (bad?) habit of going to bed around 3 or 4 am most days. 8-o I enjoy this time though... cat's quiet... roomies are quiet... house is quiet... it's kinda peaceful. Anywayz, gonna have a rude awakening (lol) once I get a job again! ​

 

[AG51]

Well, I'm kind of a night owl, you see, and have gotten into the (bad?) habit of going to bed around 3 or 4 am most days. 8-o I enjoy this time though... cat's quiet... roomies are quiet... house is quiet... it's kinda peaceful. Anywayz, gonna have a rude awakening (lol) once I get a job again!

"Oh I see...Maybe I habe to come and visit and then we can cause a ruckus and wake everyone up and den laugh and say the neighbors dog did it or sumptin "

 

[AG51]

"Okays, well thanks fer chatting wiff me tonites/mornings Sonics. I'll try this agains now sleeps in my designa cheeseburger beds wiff the tomatoes pillows now

You habe a good days honey. Bye Bye "

 

[sonicdsl]

Nighty night MM. Don't let the sesame seeds bite!

 

[AG51]

Nighty night MM. Don't let the sesame seeds bite!

 

[AG51]

 

[Zooker]

hahaha well I missed this yesterday, what the heck was I doing?

 

[AG51]

hahaha well I missed this yesterday, what the heck was I doing?

I think Kaleb told me you was trying on your high school cheerleader outfit and you gots it stuck in you armpits and da husband had to get da drill press out and make a new hole for you in its

 

[AG51]

 

[gormly]

sorry wan't around last night folks, bit of a stressful day.

Looks like spacekitty is the winner?
spacekitty contact me for the prize because I don't know who to send to
send email please


I'll run another one soon, maybe a different theme, any suggestions?