E Liquid names

[VapApe]

With the ANTZ claiming flavors are marketed toward kids. It got me thinking ( be afraid be very afraid ).

Seeing that the name on the bottle does not have to match the flavor in it.
I know this already happens. But be that as it may.

Why not come up with names no kid would touch in a million years.

Let me start with.

Dads sweat socks

Third period gym or math class

Any green leafy vegetable that's suppose to be good for you

What others can you come up with?

 

[kiwivap]

Hazel Homework
Citrus Chores
Totally Taking Out the Trash
Grounded

 

[Doublexl85]

Super chocolate candy bar
Pokemon juice
Spongebob square juice
Makesumourpopular juice
Super happy juice

 

[Kropotkin]

It's awfully hard to top Totally Taking out the Trash, but, in a pinch, they could also try:

Lunch Box ~ "A zesty blend of baloney, Miracle Whip and chalk."
Barney's Bounty ~ "The healthy dinosaur's favorite breakfast: low-fat bran flakes and 1% milk!"
Reform School House Blend ~ "A delightful melange of pink slime, instant potatoes, generic margarine and canned peas."
Tofu Explosion (Not) ~ "Absolutely no flavor whatsoever!"
Double Detention ~ "Dry toast and stale tap water. 'Nuff said."

 

[VapApe]

And not to be left out
Lunch Lady Surprise formerly know last week as Mystery Meat

 

[jespeak]

Menopausal Minty
Nasaliscious
Blubbery Blueberry
Spinach Patch

Wonderful thread!

 

[AuBadge]

Fried Liver
Sweetbread Surprise
Tart Tripe

 

[beckah54]

Liquid Crab
Boiled Brain
Gizzards Soup

 

[s14sher]

Get up the first time I call your name
Mow the lawn

 

[oxygen thief]

My Sisters Vomit
Possum Punch
Pus
Next Period
Measles

 

[s14sher]

If they wanted to keep kids over 12 away from it, they could name it "I love Justin Bieber"

 

[alffalvo]

Port a john full flavor
Grandmothers slop jar
Honey dipper delight


LOL

 

[VapApe]

Now remember this is for the children .

No texting tonic

Land line lime

 

[Aunt Lala]

Ha ha ha... love this thread... How about:

Stop pestering your sister sauce
Go to your room
Cooties (or is it Kooties)

 

[vsummer1]

Seen and not Heard
Detention
Cat Poop

 

[Orobas]

Bahaha, this is hysterical. Same mentality they used to ban all those camel exotics that came in the nice tin and had fun flavors.

Yeah, tell you what I've noticed that removing products way out of the price range of the average kid has totally put a halt to underage smoking, lemme tell you

Difference is that even if they ban yummy names or fruity fun flavors, they can't really stop anybody from selling flavor concentrates. There's too many other applications for the stuff. It'll just force us to DIY and I'd probably end up poisoning myself. Blerg.

Old Nokia Brick
Late Model Apple product
Zit on Prom Night
White Jeans on the 28th day
Family Minivan
Mom's Spitty Thumb

That's all I have right now.

 

[Tiny]

Best thread I've seen in a while, I just can't pass this up:

Tuna Fish Cheesecake
Caramel Brussel Sprouts
Grandma's Hamper
Metamucil Cream
Drunk Uncle's Finger

 

[Berylanna]

Don't forget -- in vaping aroma is an important component!

Aunt Bessie's Cologne
Uncle George's Breath
Mr. Smith's Underarm Aroma
Retirement Home Tennis Shoes
Kitchen Disposal Special

 

[hrlw817]

Tinfoil Tarnish
Peas O Plenty
Cat Pee Jubilee
Armpit Air
Toasted Toad
Creamed Corn
Horseradish Hillbilly
Taco Supreme
Squirrel Scrotum
Toasted Ants
Spaghetti O Fiesta
Burned Baked Beans
Fried Fish
Pie A La Roadkill

 

[rondasherrill]

Menstratium(pronounced min-stray-shum)(which would be a cherry plum flavor)

Now that I think of it, has cherry plum been done? Sounds delicious...