how about :
"kiss from aunty with the hairy mole"
"Brussel sprout surpise"
"morning wedgie"
"afternoon swirly"
"Brother's after burrito"
"forgotten milk in a thermos"
"grey luncheon meat"
"that wasn't a raisin"
"gymn shower"
"creepy janitor"
"AV Club"
"jammed in a locker"
"headgear"
--The following should NOT be vaped in a clear
tank--
"walked in on parents"
"Dad giving *the talk*"