I don't know Portuguese even though I've been to Portugal and my German is even rustier! 
Well come on. I'll make some Carolina style bbq sauce
I don't know what the hell any of you said!!
Anyone near enough to me to bring me food? I'm starving and my son took the car! Please?
First, you have to tell me where I'm going! Oh wait...I have no vehicle....Well come on. I'll make some Carolina style bbq sauce
I've never had fiddlehead ferns...they look like snails! Lol What do they taste like?Want some fiddlehead ferns, Lynn? They're in season and taste great fried with garlic, good olive oil, and whatever roadkill you've got.
I'll give you a lift Lynn, although it may take a few hours to get there.First, you have to tell me where I'm going! Oh wait...I have no vehicle....
They taste like...better sit down Ms. Lynn....
Thanks IMRs!!! I'll be showered, dressed and waiting! Gps the address ok?
Head south on 85 till you smell em cookin then west till you see the splat where I ran over the hog.First, you have to tell me where I'm going! Oh wait...I have no vehicle....
4th property on leftSounds good!! I'll try any veggie once and if I like it, I'll come back for seconds!
Got it!!! First I have to steal a car...you got a place to hide it?Head south on 85 till you smell em cookin then west till you see the splat where I ran over the hog.
With freshly caught brook trout... the best...Want some fiddlehead ferns, Lynn? They're in season and taste great fried with garlic, good olive oil, and whatever roadkill you've got.
