Fun Contest!!! Juice Giveaway!!! Check it out and tell your friends!!!

[dawnmarie]

Hey you guys!!! It's time for another fun contest. This one is a bit different from the last but really fun none the less.

This contest is all about your ability to rhyme and make me laugh A ...short simple limerick...like

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who always took baths in a bucket
He dropped the soap
Began to mope
Then threw up his hands and said......(Well you get the point)

They can be whatever you want them to be about...Funny is the point of this game...To make me laugh...The end goal!!!

A group on the flavor shack thread
was asked to do something they dread
so they started to write
but it took them all night
and today they like the undead
(i know it is cheasy)

Throughout the month I will be giving away 30mls of juice!!! Anybody can participate but only those that are military APO of FPO and USA can receive wins. (I am sorry)

I hope you have fun and I can't wait to see what you come up with!!!

 

[mudmanc4]

This guy asked me for a french fry
I say why, you Marty McFly?
As he socked me in the eye his laugh sounded like a cry
Considering he was approached by a man with an open fly
As he ducked from the flying fries
The man with the open fly howled...
Hey it's humpday lets eat some pumpkin pie

Oo haha
Great thread!

 

[Marina2]

There was a lady named Dawn
To her flavors all were drawn.
Blueberry, mint, cinnamon roll
Buy a bunch.Take control.
Quality you can depend on.

(now that's cheesy, lol)

 

[Marina2]

There was a young vaper named Ed.
Whose batteries all were dead.
But the new ones he got
Were all for naught
'Cause they exploded and took off his head.

 

[Marina2]

There was a boy named Jay
Who tooted every day.
He stunk up the room
With his special perfume
And made us run away.

 

[Marina2]

As I sat in my easy chair
completely unaware.
A wild bird in the tree
Was studying me
Then flew in to play with my hair.

Ok, this one really happened. The window was open with no screen and a tree was right outside it. I guess the bird thought that hair would make a good lining for her nest. I was mortified at first but sat perfectly still and she just walked around on top of my head picking at my hair. I thought it was a freak thing but dang if she didn't come back the next day and do it again. Silly bird.

Hey, where is everybody anyway?

 

[redrebel821]

There once was a vapor from Katy
Who tasted the flavors like crazy
But then, bless her heart
contest win, YAY Sweet Tarts
And said "I found a new all day tasty!"

 

[USMCotaku]

Sitting with my mod in hand,
Should I use this rubber vape band?
Naw, I decide, it looks kinda silly,
I'm a man, I need nothing frilly.
A slip, a trip, shattering glass.
Shoulda used the band, I'm such an (censored).



Sent with one hand, the other is busy vaping

 

[mac63]

There once was a goat named Bobbie
Who ate cans sometimes as a hobby
And everyone would smile
All the while
Until they were well past groggy

 

[KatzWh1skers]

Last night I had a CRAZY dream
'Bout a cat in some black pajamas.
He walked up to me
And he asked me to dance
Thought I'd take a chance
And I found I could prance!
But before I could blink an eye
The Cat bid me goodbye
I dried my eye
And gave a long sigh
Why oh why
Was it all just a lie??
I thought I would cry
Till some DIY vape caught my eye
It brought me a smile as I fired up the box
I felt sly as a fox
Till I glanced at the clock
"Will ya look at the time!!
Who thought this chick could rhyme??!"
I gathered up my flavors
To head for the door
You would see me no more
(Heck, you've heard THAT before!!)
I bid you adieu
So Long
Farewell
Auf wieder sehn
Goodnight
I hate to go
And miss this pretty sight!
Goodbye
Goodbye
Good-Bye!

 

[Elizabeth Baldwin]

There was once a tootie puffer,
Day by day life got rougher.
He thought and thought,
But look at all I've bought.
He looked at his puffer,
Things just got tougher,
But then he took a bigger puff,
Wow, now that's the stuff.
He bought more juice and gear,
and now so happy and clear.

 

[Elizabeth Baldwin]

Her name is Lori,
And this is her story.
She used to smoke,
But oh how it made her choke.
She knew it was bad,
And it made her so sad.
This habit held her tight,
quitting was such a fight.
One day she found a vape,
The flavor was a sweet grape.
Now she's free of smokes,
and she no longer chokes.
She loves trying a new flavor,
And this has changed her behavior.
She has made new friends,
And she's happy to no end.
And that's her story,
The story of Lori.

 

[dawnmarie]

These are so awesome!!! Keep em coming. I will be giving some juice away this week so check to see if your thread was chosen to win!!!

 

[USMCotaku]

If love to give you more, but my head hurts, so creative juice is low right now :/

Sent with one hand, the other is busy vaping

 

[KatzWh1skers]

I bin woikin on my DIY!
All the live long Day!
I've been woikin on my DYI
It's a savory Bacon Souffle!
Can'tcha smell the Bacon sizzlin'
As your peepers try to open in the Mornin"?!
Can'tcha hear the Vapers shoutin..
@dawnmarie "WE Want MOAR!"

 

[USMCotaku]

One wrap, two wraps, three wraps, four...
Should I give it one wrap more?
How many wraps will get me cloud bro?
What's your pg/vg ratio?
I dunno, I just want mad cloud
One's to make Brigid proud
Build your coil like this, you'll reach your aim
Soon you'll look like an antique train
But wait, you know Ohms law, right?
What's that, can I learn in a night?
Never mind, good luck but let me say
Don't start vaping till I'm far, far away!



Edit: Brigid is the Celtic goddess in charge of weather [emoji14]

Sent with one hand, the other is busy vaping

 

[wvducklady]

My husky never believes me
that my hazelnut vape is not a yummy.
He thinks I am holding out
so his solution after air snapping about
is to tackle and wrestle me down,
but every time he ends in a frown!

(I try to tell him i do not have treats, but he never believes me lol) Thank you for the contest and chance! Good luck everyone!

 

[Dconnor]

Hey you guys!!! It's time for another fun contest. This one is a bit different from the last but really fun none the less.

This contest is all about your ability to rhyme and make me laugh A ...short simple limerick...like

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who always took baths in a bucket
He dropped the soap
Began to mope
Then threw up his hands and said......(Well you get the point)

They can be whatever you want them to be about...Funny is the point of this game...To make me laugh...The end goal!!!

A group on the flavor shack thread
was asked to do something they dread
so they started to write
but it took them all night
and today they like the undead
(i know it is cheasy)

Throughout the month I will be giving away 30mls of juice!!! Anybody can participate but only those that are military APO of FPO and USA can receive wins. (I am sorry)

I hope you have fun and I can't wait to see what you come up with!!!

That not the man from Nantucket version that I have heard. [emoji23]

 

[redrebel821]

There once was a family of vapers
Who wrote out a tale of their capers
They amused everyone
And before they were done,
They started a new trail of papers

 

[KatzWh1skers]

(..this may sound familiar to some of you )

I woke up this mornin'...vapin' French Toast in my hand.
I dreamt I was a lobster in a rock and roll band.
My Orange Sherbert vape...was still meltin' in a dish....
Whippin' up some Peppermint Patty...was my only wish!
Then in walked the local B&M mobster.....promisin' Tobacco bliss.
I had a Cotton Candy heart a-beatin' in my DIY chest..
Then I saw the Caramel Apple flavoring...well you can guess the rest...
I said "Thank You, but No Thank You......I'll keep rockin' out my best!"
...It was the Black Cherry Pie...Me o-My
It was the Black Cherry Pie!