I hated it when my creepy old aunts would come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and gleefully proclaim, Youre next! Needless to say they stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”
My bride said that she didn't mind if I bounced a few ideas off of her that I thought might increase our sales but that was before she knew that I had written my ideas on golf balls.
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