~ Funny Tag Lines ~

[leannebug]

I always enjoy a good chuckle.......

bmwjen: " some girls were just born with glitter in their veins "
tierrataz: " Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Pee on it and walk away. "

and always loved:​

quittin4mykids: " raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens "



Seen any good ones today?

 

[quittin4mykids]

LOL- Thank ya ma'am

I see alot I love- but never remember them.... I will start trying to write them down

 

[phoenixfire]

I usually forget to read the siggies but I saw tierrataz's today and Lovvve it! This will be my new theme in life!

 

[quittin4mykids]

I like lilfarmtrucks' - And I have said it many times

God didnt create all men equal- MR Colt did....



Another I like is: its best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (or some such...)

 

[Adrena]

Can't remember who uses the line . Maybe 2 or 3 here do..... As much at I was angered, I now find it funny.
Cat the other white meat.....

 

[leannebug]

lol.. yes I've seen (and laughed at!!) all of those! Even the 'fool' one.. I think someone around here has it.

I don't always remember to read them, but when i see the funny ones, I can't help but giggle

 

[quittin4mykids]

I think Abraham lincoln, or mark twain said the fool one-

I love just about any Mark Twain quote.

 

[daisyd]

It was Mark Twain. Someone else here credited Lincoln with it, but I've been using that one for years after I read it, I think, in a Twain letter. He was a very clever man.

I love Atsirk's. "I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

 

[lynleestar]

I saw this one on another forum yesterday and it got me off my .... and motivated:

If you aren't working hard for something, you probably don't deserve it

 

[loxmythe]

I just saw this in a thread today:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

 

[leannebug]

lol. Funny one Lox!! Reminds me of the one Clumsy has.

Sent from my pod

 

[Mudder]

Here's my siggy line from another forum I belong to. It's one of my favs.

Due to current financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice

 

[phoenixfire]

From Luna Firehawk;
"We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies." ~Roderick Thorp

 

[quittin4mykids]

This is one I used for a little while -

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden

 

[Adja]

I just saw this one on another forum:

"The problem with Internet quotations is that many of them are not genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[daisyd]

Abe Lincoln said everything!

 

[Prism]

I just saw this one, it made me laugh.

From JimmyJet
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the fire hydrant.

 

[phoenixfire]

Tofucute - No one gets out of here alive. ( how true)

 

[DeXTeR]

From the mouth of my father and pardon my language.

If it's broke, Duct it. If you can't Duct it, ..... it, it's broke.