If the gov had its way...
Take your pack of smokes, lock yourself in your room, turn your lights off, get in the furthest corner, and don't breathe because there might be something that can kill you. Just smoke these and everything will be fine. Don't eat, don't drink, don't use the bathroom because there are very bad things out there that might shorten you lifespan by .000000001% knocking .0.0025% off your life expectancy.
We are walking on eggshells here people! Be afraid! Be very, very afraid! But don't worry Uncle Sam will babysit you!
HOG WASH!