To all of you helpful individuals who recommended that I turn off my battery before carrying it around with me:
When you see my future post in which I wonder why my fully charged battery is not working, at which point I have driven myself to the brink of insanity by plugging and unplugging it from the charger 43 times, cleaned and replaced 6 tanks, quadruple-checked all connections, and done 18 hours of research on the internet to try to figure it out, please remind me to simply turn my battery on.
I"ll remind you if you return the favor ...