I hate electronic cigarettes!!!

[skeetr]

I'm sure the local 24hr gas station attendent misses my late night visits when I neglected to buy a new pack on the way home from work. I sure do miss those late night bare feet searches thru my truck trying to find a smoke before driving to the gas station to get more. Now that I think about it I usually only get gas at the gas station now. I am sure missing all the energy drinks and hostess donughts I used to buy as well while waiting in line to get my cigarettes.

 

[techtony]

That's it right there, I've noticed that I don't spend near the amount I used to on snacks and purple NOS that I picked up with my smokes every day, twice a day. I loved purple NOS

I'm sure the local 24hr gas station attendent misses my late night visits when I neglected to buy a new pack on the way home from work. I sure do miss those late night bare feet searches thru my truck trying to find a smoke before driving to the gas station to get more. Now that I think about it I usually only get gas at the gas station now. I am sure missing all the energy drinks and hostess donughts I used to buy as well while waiting in line to get my cigarettes.

 

[MitchellBeans]

The thing I hate most aboot (not Canadian but I feel Terrance and Philip should always be represented) is the damn vapor.

It is completely unacceptable to have billows of vapor from a battery powered device while satisfying my craving for smoking cigarettes. Who do these jerks think they are making a device that has so much vapor that it produces more than a cigarette?

Another thing -- what the heck is up with these flavors? If I wanted to inhale vanialla, then dammit, I will get a bottle of vanilla extract and start huffing.

Also, I have this problem with the money I spend on e cigs. What the ....... is up with spending $12 on a bottle of liquid that only lasts me 30 days? Its outrageous!

Have a nice day!!!

 

[gregsgirl71]

Or now, the fact that I actually have to care what shampoo smells like.... I mean, if I have to smell it on me all day it should smell good right???


I love this post.... kudos!

 

[Guineahill]

How about setting the trash on fire when dumping ashtrays! Remember that one?

 

[m201]

oh yeah, and I so miss drinking out of the beer can my hubby was using as an ashtray and set down next to mine ... and oh oh oh how everyone in my family thought that I was showing early signs of Alzheimers because of all the conversations I missed out on sneaking out to have a cig all those years that I was a closet smoker

 

[dg99]

I really hate the lack of guilt I get when vaping, I mean, it's no fun enjoying something without a sense of danger and the prevailing guilt trips! Nothing fun should be guilt free, this is so unethical

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[BlueBloodedCatFan]

I hate not having to look for my lighter anymore---ohh wait, I do not own a lighter anymore.


Sun

That is the one thing I actually do hate....I couldn't find any of my old lighters and had to go buy one in order to light the grill LOL

 

[Turk1sh]

thats awesome, well said

 

[honuhart]

It saddens me to think that now thanks to the e-cig i will no longer be able to help out others. You know the ones that repeatedly ask to "borrow" a cigarette. Now that strangers don't walk up to me and ask me for one i feel like such an social outcast. I will also miss leaving my house then 2 miles down the road ask myself did i put that last cigarette out? then have to come back home and check and then wonder if i have ocd or serious mental problems.

 

[robbiehatfield]

I don't understand why people think posting stuff like this is funny or witty. So overdone.

Many people have won lotto in the past too, but If I won, I'd still be pretty giddy about it.

Robbie

 

[Tinker]

LOL I also miss lighting the wrong end.

But I replaced it by sticking the LED in my mouth... amuses the hell out of the dogs.

 

[Tinker]

Then there's digging through the ashtrays looking for a .... big enough to get a hit off of when you accidentally drop your last cig in the sink. You find one, straighten it out, wipe it off, look at the dirty filter and light it anyway! Yum!!!

Or wrapping that last one with tape because you broke it getting it out of the pack?

 

[Tinker]

I actually am worried about my sense of smell returning after I get my PV. Some smells cannot be unsmelled.

Yes! I'm learning that my s**t really does stink - even when I haven't eaten Mexican...

 

[tribalmasters]

Hehehe no more exploding cigars!!

 

[Thulium]

LOL I also miss lighting the wrong end.

YEAH!!!! ...er, wait--there's a right end?

 

[beast775]

the 90s drunk, im still not over taking a drink from a bottle of beer with a .... in it,might as well been a .....those were the days.thats terrible.yuck

 

[DC2]

It was always fun when I bent my last one and it got a little tear in it so I had to try to smoke it with my finger over the tear. And if the tear was too big then I had to break it, remove a little tobacco, and try to put it back together again. Those were good times!!

 

[mn shutterbug]

I don't understand why people think posting stuff like this is funny or witty. So overdone.

I think someone needs a little more nicotine.

I sure miss coming in from the brutal cold and then having my wife ..... at me cause she smells smoke on my fingers. I tell you, the woman has the nose of a blood hound. And then, making me wash my hands before I dry the dishes, that she insists I help with. The nerve. Yep, I sure do miss that.

 

[Belhade]

Wow, you know, I miss having to wait until midnight when everyone's asleep (at my mom's house), then sneaking my cigs and ashtray into the computer room so I can smoke while gaming with the window open in the dead of winter. And then having to clean up the stray ash and sneak the ashtray back out and make sure the room is aired out. Man, that was fun.