Just because I own a Provari

[SissySpike]

I was walking down the street yesterday, minding my own business vaping my Provari. A limo drives buy and slams to a stop Hally Berry, Tyra Banks, and Cindy Crawford climb out. They say they cant resist a man with a Provari and drag me in to the limo! After several hours of things I can not mention they took me to supper at the best steak house in town. All because I bought a Provari Thanks Provape!!!!!!!!

 

[Mark Anthony]

What are you vaping in that Provari???

 

[Baditude]

Your meds are kicking in again...

 

[Asbestos4004]

I got a Vamo....a '72 aspen station wagon stopped. A mall cop got out and said he can't resist a dude with variable voltage. We split a slim jim.

 

[Mark Anthony]

I got a Vamo....a '72 aspen station wagon stopped. A mall cop got out and said he can't resist a dude with variable voltage. We split a slim jim.

Now that was funny!!!

 

[Ref Minor]

Oh woe is me...why do they hate my Provari so..

Sorry, wrong thread

 

[SissySpike]

At first they were just wanting to hang out but when I told them I own 2 they just lost all control of them selves.

 

[Asbestos4004]

Hahahaaahaaaa!

 

[AngiBe]

Great to hear about ur success in both getting a ProVari and scoring w/some hot chicks. Funny thing is it happened to me too but the reverse!

I was vaping on this..



Minding my own business. Then he:



saw me, ran over and started to passionately caress and kiss me saying "only the best use ProVari's". It was awesome until my husband's snoring interrupted everything..PPPFFFFF! I may not have the eye candy but at least I still have my ProVari

 

[smacuser]

"Pardon me, ...

 

[Asbestos4004]

I was using a nemesis clone and woke up naked in a wax museum.

 

[AngiBe]

I was using a nemesis clone and woke up naked in a wax museum.

LMAO!!! Priceless..

 

[DaveP]

Mine makes me breakfast. My Segelei Zmax gets jealous every time.

 

[LDS714]

I was vaping a Boge carto on an eGo when a homeless person walked up, started to ask for spare change, noticed the eGo, said, "Nevermind" and gave me a dollar...

 

[JJOOHHNN]

EDIT:

Never mind. I am going to keep quite about this thread.

 

[Robino1]

I was vaping a Boge carto on an eGo when a homeless person walked up, started to ask for spare change, noticed the eGo, said, "Nevermind" and gave me a dollar...

That one made me !!

 

[DaveP]

A Joye 510 and an eGo are standing on a street corner. The eGo looks at the 510 and says ...

 

[KalNoodle]

Great to hear about ur success in both getting a ProVari and scoring w/some hot chicks. Funny thing is it happened to me too but the reverse!

I was vaping on this..

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Minding my own business. Then he:

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saw me, ran over and started to passionately caress and kiss me saying "only the best use ProVari's". It was awesome until my husband's snoring interrupted everything..PPPFFFFF! I may not have the eye candy but at least I still have my ProVari

Oh my God! LMAO!!!!

 

[tj99959]

I was vaping my Provari, and a guy walks up and said "sorry, you can't use those in here".

 

[mightymen]

When you have a friend like Provari there really are benefits.

Gives a new meaning to FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.