I was able to track the package later that night, and I've been checking it way too often for updates. Until last night, the package was listed as still being in California. I've checked a few times since, but didn't notice that the package had arrived in Rochester. It turns out- I was reading the list of locations upside down...
1. I'm way too excited about this.
2. I would never have stayed up all night if I knew I was going to be waiting for a package today.
3. I'm glad I officially quit smoking today. It's a perfect way to start.
I'm an idiot for reading it wrong, but I could have sworn that the last time I ordered an item online, the list of destinations went from top to bottom, not bottom to top. Oh well, it's a great surprise.