Let's play a new game (contest)

[SmilingSlasher]

"Here........take this, and if that guy asks "You own this wallet".

 

[jj2]

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

 

[Ebred]

You look so much taller sitting down

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Yeah. The first one was born in '98........the second in '98..........the third was born in '99. We had to go on Maury to verify that I was the Dad of the 4th ones. Yeah.....twins. That was 2000. Let's see............then David Jr was born in late 2001. Now.......how many was that? Oh yeah.......my ex is due in March."

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"See that chick over there.........I'm going home her tonight."

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Ever seen anything ooze like this before??"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"How much for your roommate to watch?"

 

[Ebred]

Leave the car running, ill be right back.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Sssoooooooooo................What school did you say your Lil' Sister goes to?"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Sssoooooooooo................What school did you say your Lil' Brother goes to?"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Yeah.............That place burned to the ground and I still haven't been questioned about anything!!"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Jeffery Dahmer is my idol."

 

[jj2]

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

(I'm done. This is too much fun and I could go on and on and on. This seems unfair with my twisted mind at work.)

Have fun y'all.

 

[niven]

“I have never dated someone less attractive than me before.”

 

[jj2]

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

 

[CalamityJan]

My favorite movie was "Fatal Attraction".

 

[Govt Mule]

You wanna come back to my place,my wife's away on business.

 

[zelda]

Would you like to see my etchings?

 

[jj2]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Oh hi Z