MadVapes Weekly Contest - April 13 through April 17
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Guy walks into a bar and sees a sign;
"$5.00 for a chance to drink for free all night"
Guy ask what he has to do.
Bartender says "Make the horse in the corner laugh"
Guy walks over and whispers in the horse's ear. The horse falls down on the floor laughing.
Next week the guys goes back into the bar and sees the sign now says "Make my horse cry and drink for free"
Guy walks over and drops his pants.
The horse falls to the floor crying.
The bartender ask the guy "How did you make the horse laugh and cry?"
The guys says, "Well last week I told the horse I was hung better then he was. This week I showed him I was."
"$5.00 for a chance to drink for free all night"
Guy ask what he has to do.
Bartender says "Make the horse in the corner laugh"
Guy walks over and whispers in the horse's ear. The horse falls down on the floor laughing.
Next week the guys goes back into the bar and sees the sign now says "Make my horse cry and drink for free"
Guy walks over and drops his pants.
The horse falls to the floor crying.
The bartender ask the guy "How did you make the horse laugh and cry?"
The guys says, "Well last week I told the horse I was hung better then he was. This week I showed him I was."
A cop stoped a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asked the biker his name.
"Fred," he replied.
"Fred what?" the officer asked.
"Just Fred," the man responded.
The officer was in a good mood and figured he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then pressed him for the last name.
The biker said "I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands, but he plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replied, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades."
"When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school."
"Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school again and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD, and then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
"Fred," he replied.
"Fred what?" the officer asked.
"Just Fred," the man responded.
The officer was in a good mood and figured he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then pressed him for the last name.
The biker said "I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands, but he plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replied, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades."
"When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school."
"Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school again and got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD, and then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD."
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD."
"Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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