" Make 'em Laugh, Again, Contest"
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You have to feel sorry for the dyslexic insomniac agnostic - he stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog
The Six Truths of Xmas
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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