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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR behind!" The Teacher fainted.
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Good afternoon all! Been a busy day! @paleodian I LOVE TERRIBLE JOKE WEDNESDAY! It is a lot of fun and I look forward to it 
I also steal some of your jokes for our Facebook group because they are awesome Here is my contribution for this weeks.
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf? Deaf?! He's not deaf. He's blind!"
I also steal some of your jokes for our Facebook group because they are awesome Here is my contribution for this weeks.A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf? Deaf?! He's not deaf. He's blind!"
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Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope the week has been a pleasant one for you all, because it's almost over!
The weekend is coming fast so make your plans for a fun filled one. Life's too short to let it pass us by without a little fun in our lives! Be well my friends and have the best of days!
The weekend is coming fast so make your plans for a fun filled one. Life's too short to let it pass us by without a little fun in our lives! Be well my friends and have the best of days!
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2nd one is great!
Good afternoon all! Been a busy day! @paleodian I LOVE TERRIBLE JOKE WEDNESDAY! It is a lot of fun and I look forward to it
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf? Deaf?! He's not deaf. He's blind!"
I wasn't looking for praise or anything by asking if you all were getting tired of "Terrible Joke Wednesday", I just wanted to make sure I'm not boring you all with it.
I know you guys are much too nice to say anything if you were getting tired of it, which is why I asked.....and the last thing I want to do is keep posting something that makes you all go "Oh No! Not again".......
Good afternoon everyone! @paleodian you do not know my life 
I really do like Terrible Joke Wednesday, it is a lot of fun and I can laugh without others know what I am laughing at. I also steal some of your jokes for our Facebook Group 
Relax this weekend is what my plans are!
I really do like Terrible Joke Wednesday, it is a lot of fun and I can laugh without others know what I am laughing at. I also steal some of your jokes for our Facebook Group Relax this weekend is what my plans are!
Good Morning Mt. Baker! The weekend is here, and I hope you all have a happy, fun filled one ahead to you! Be well my friends and have the best of days!
Good afternoon all! The weekend is 3.5 hours away and I am ready! Nice relaxing time.
Remember, next Friday we will be having a big sale! 25% off all of our Mt Baker Vapor Blue Labels and GWAR Fluids! The sale will last until Sunday!
Remember, next Friday we will be having a big sale! 25% off all of our Mt Baker Vapor Blue Labels and GWAR Fluids! The sale will last until Sunday!
Good Morning Mt. Baker! The week begins! I hope you all had a pleasant weekend and are ready for another week. Have the best of days everyone!
Good afternoon! I did have a great weekend and today starts a brand new and great week! Hope all is well everywhere!
Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope the week is off to a good start for everyone. Keep Calm and vape on
, the weekend will be here before you know it! Have the best of days everyone!
, the weekend will be here before you know it! Have the best of days everyone!
Good morning and good afternoon! Today has been an eventful day in a good way! I hope everyone else's day is going great and @paleodian you are so right. The weekend will be here before we know it and it will be relaxing time!
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