Some married couples grow apart over the years...
Psyche Vaping Master ECF Veteran Nov 9, 2011 6,230 30,104 Left of Center Aug 20, 2013 #101 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #101 Some married couples grow apart over the years... ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
SmilingSlasher Vaping Master ECF Veteran Verified Member Oct 9, 2009 3,003 1,982 NC Aug 20, 2013 #102 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #102 You want me to put my finger WHERE???? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Lilkcceleb Super Member ECF Veteran Dec 1, 2011 795 257 Kansas City Aug 20, 2013 #103 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #103 "I just saved 15% by switching my car insurance to Geico" ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Train2 ECF Guru ECF Veteran Verified Member May 11, 2013 12,271 36,179 CA, USA Aug 20, 2013 #104 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #104 "Thank you, sweetie, but no I don't need you to kill it - this is called a scarf, and it is not attacking me, it's keeping me warm." ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
"Thank you, sweetie, but no I don't need you to kill it - this is called a scarf, and it is not attacking me, it's keeping me warm."
The Ocelot Psychopomp ECF Veteran Verified Member Aug 12, 2012 26,497 79,191 The Clock Barrens, Fillory Aug 20, 2013 #105 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #105 I only want us to be friends Vlorg, that restraining order was completely unnecessary. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Heden Aklowd Vaping Master ECF Veteran Jun 3, 2013 4,918 4,692 Ferntucky, NV Aug 20, 2013 #106 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #106 So how much for a lap dance? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Rickajho ECF Guru ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 23, 2011 11,841 21,763 Boston MA Aug 20, 2013 #107 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #107 Are you hungry? I have a kitten in my shopping bag. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
grad2003amd Ultra Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Jun 19, 2013 2,704 1,587 Morgantown, WV Aug 20, 2013 #108 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #108 "I don't think it would be a problem! I can bring my wrinkle cream to you and I am certain it will help with your....issue...." ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
"I don't think it would be a problem! I can bring my wrinkle cream to you and I am certain it will help with your....issue...."
Sunray Vaping Master ECF Veteran Mar 10, 2011 9,349 41,894 Tiger Town, Ala Aug 20, 2013 #109 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #109 You know what? You are some brave grandma... ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
loxmythe Resting In Peace ECF Veteran Jun 14, 2010 21,922 20,700 pa Aug 20, 2013 #110 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #110 Excuse me ma'am but can you spare a few minutes to hear the gospel? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
SinisterRaccoon Vaping Master ECF Veteran Verified Member Oct 25, 2012 4,423 1,860 Raccoon City Aug 20, 2013 #111 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #111 "proof that imaginary friends do age" Yes, I'm an evil raccoon. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
1w15h1w45m0ngu Vaping Master ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 30, 2013 3,080 1,471 32 Fairfax, Virginia, United States Aug 20, 2013 #112 Aug 20, 2013 Add bookmark #112 "You should really get those varicose veins looked at." ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
tiggerrts Moved On ECF Veteran Dec 15, 2012 20,150 65,870 Texas Aug 21, 2013 #113 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #113 " I can't believe it's real butter" ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
N nomoe Senior Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Aug 4, 2013 186 96 ftworth, tx Aug 21, 2013 #114 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #114 im feeling horny, would you like to too ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
T tnash Ultra Member ECF Veteran Aug 29, 2012 1,308 1,576 US Aug 21, 2013 #115 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #115 "Would you like a subscription to Human Mutant magazine? I have a copy of one in my purse. 30% off!" ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Bintmartin Super Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Aug 10, 2013 795 876 Minnesota, USA Aug 21, 2013 #116 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #116 Yes dear, this is the right bus stop. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Zak Rabbit Ultra Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Jan 24, 2013 1,530 1,805 Orange, California, United States Aug 21, 2013 #117 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #117 Ma'am, my school's having a fundraiser; would you like to buy a chocolate bar? Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Ma'am, my school's having a fundraiser; would you like to buy a chocolate bar? Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.
grad2003amd Ultra Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Jun 19, 2013 2,704 1,587 Morgantown, WV Aug 21, 2013 #118 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #118 Come on Lady! Stop staring! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Bintmartin Super Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Aug 10, 2013 795 876 Minnesota, USA Aug 21, 2013 #119 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #119 Mom! I can get on the bus by myself. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Sunray Vaping Master ECF Veteran Mar 10, 2011 9,349 41,894 Tiger Town, Ala Aug 21, 2013 #120 Aug 21, 2013 Add bookmark #120 "Man!!! This woman is really a talker." ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share